Polygon plays JACKBOX | 'True Gamerz Ahead' GAMERS ONLY PLEASE

We discovered the custom questions mode in Quiplash 2 and did the only thing we knew how: created custom gamer questions that only true gamers would understand. Gamers. Jackbox Party Pack 3.

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[cottontaelle]

after pat said "hewwo" it was the audio equivalent of several people are typing...

[cjmcb]

"He must be milked" is the most upsetting thing I have ever read in my entire life

[nightingem]

"Hewwo." Oh boy, Pat knows what the fans want.
And immediately the video goes to hell. And why is Clayton so good at making weird stuff cute?

[Kennisiou]

Sonic hasn't canonically kissed a human woman because Sonic 06 ends with them rewriting time so none of the events of the game actually happened. Its story retcons itself out of existence.

[MrThaes]

Know what your teens are texting: HMBM = He Must Be Milked

[heavenlyevan]

Thank u brian for reading out all the prompts when they come up.

[laurafrakinroslin]

“Leather type Pokémon” I just kept laughing while crying ‘no, no” over and over. That’s the worst it could be. The implications!

[BigBoyMemeZone]

marios be perishing at the hands of donkeyed kong

[dogwalker]

Where's the bootleg where you reveal the offensive website cowards

[aylonit]

the stunned silence after pat said hewwo has me screaming

[calibunnyVT]

Yeah uh I'm gonna need to know what Pat said that had to be censored right now IMMEDIATELY please

[alisonw]

the waluigi relaxation bit made me lactose intolerant

[joli]

Everyone talking about Pat's "hewwo" which is very good, no doubt about it, but Tara's "I'm Tawa"? Clayton's "I'm Clayton but you can call me Cwayton?" We mustn't ignore the goodness of these.

[---fiml]

that maroon 5 joke was on point well done bdg

[Karragh]

My god I lost it at "He must be milked" the phrasing of it was so beautiful.

[MagicSwordKing]

Every Polygon video I watch moves me further away from the straight end of the Kinsey scale. Well done.

[annak]

There is some tough competition, but I have to say that "Perish at the hands of the Donkeyed Kong"/"Hose me down at night" are the two greatest Quiplash responses ever written.

[Ironmaryable]

"The worst question to be asked at a lifeguard job interview" "So uh, does the Sonic drowning music get you hot too?"

[simona.]

Pat: "Hewwo."
*Several people are typing*

[elijahh]

I absolutely need to know what was behind that censor bar.