Judge Dread - Winkle Man (Subtítulos Español)

Oh move up lad, I'll tell you a story about a geezer called the Winkleman

The Winkleman comes down the street and he serves all the ladies
What do you know? 9 months on, they've all got prams and babys

Funny, he's right little shrimp! Must a had some cockle

He used to sell them celery and according to the dirty talk
He asked them what they liked best: The knob end or the stalk

No wonder my old woman used to come in here with a smile on her face, I'll smash his face in!

He'd go down to his local pub for a pint and a packet of crisps
The barmaid's got a 48 and he always grabs her tits, like coconuts!

Smells like a little bit of bacon rind when I go down to the pub, I always take a bit of bread for the ducks (Quack-quack) Negatory rubber duck, I'll give you "10-4"

A girl he had was a noisy bird, she used to scream and moan
She shouted "Help!" but he said: You silly cow, I can manage on me own

"What, do you want to bring the neighbors in then? Oh what do you want,
a gang bang then?"

She said: I was a virgin now I've been dumped twice in a day
He said: Twice? But it's only once, she said: right, you gonna dash away?

Allright, be gentle with me, it's only my second time... today

When he was young and in his prime, he'd have a woman any old time
Now he's old and getting gray, he seems to like the other way

Well I suppose there's no harm in him being a shirt-lifter, it just means there's more birds for all the fellows in the pub

Winkleman: Winkle, Winkle!
Judge Dread: Oh christ, here he comes again! Gay boys in bondage, do you want a drink?
Winkle: Yes, please sailor
Judge: Who are you calling sailor? I'll smash you in the gut!
Winkle: Up your's, butch
Judge: I'll give you up your's! I'm burgler! Take that one, let's go leave you again