Gays after bottoming

[Lonking]

“I’m pregnant”
“You can’t get pregnant you’re a man”
“IT DOESN’T mean I can’t try”

[TheBeautifulfreak]

He's been reading Omegaverse fanfics. 😂

[cssr]

Not Bella getting pregnant from Edward who has no body fluids at all 😂

[TheaTheSunflower]

Gay Twilight would've been such a hit tho 😂

[makutashi]

If you're puking after doing the deed, that ain't pregnancy mama, it's STD. 😭

[cerka]

You can already tell, he’s glowing. Congrats! 🎉

[Celephinn]

I’m surprised that the comment section isn’t full of angry conservatives.

[alicelily]

the funniest thing is his hand stroking at liver level and not anything close to- ah nevermind, I’ll let the bottoms have this one

[bluekeahi]

Those ABO fanfic be making us dream 😂😂

[astrobot]

I was waiting for the xenomorph to come flying out...lol

[skittlepuff]

AHHH I’m a lesbian and my gf and I do this all the time! Pretending we got one of us pregnant haha

[titulaveau]

And that’s how my baby Tristan came into this world! 😅👶🏾

[slate]

It’s more like, “Should I get tested for an STD now or wait 6 months?”

[blueanima]

The delicate voice, the facial expressions... I'm dead lmao

[paulac.munoztorres]

Every omega verse gay fanfiction out there

[luminescent_dragon]

THE TWILIGHT SOUND GOT ME ON THE GROUND 😂

[logiclanguagelearningFrench]

This was so well done and actually better acted than the original haha

[kaci]

The shrug after he said, "Can this happen?" 😂😂

[renanphillips]

When I was 17 I made this joke with the guy I was with at the time and he believed me.

[LoveUst]

GREAT now I’ve gotta go watch the entire series for the zill-trill-ith time! 😩😩😩 oh well back to putting on Twilight at bedtime 😂😂