Patrice O'Neal - Men Can't Love You And Like You

#PatriceONeal on why he feels bad watching the news, his belief in God, and how women tell stories.

#PatriceONealStandUp from the #JustForLaughs Festival in 2008.


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[jmeeks]

"Men want to be alone but we dont want to be by ourselves" realest sht he ever wrote

[edricdayne]

I'm watching this from across the room laughing my ass off and my girl came over and said "Whatchya doing?" I almost died.

[escherpainting]

"men want to be alone, but we don't wanna be by ourselves" is literally so perfect I can't take it. I've never had that feeling summed up with words before

[christycullen]

"I'm sorry ladies, thats not you'll ladies, thats some ladies that ain't in here" I lost my shit at that 🤣

[jamesmason]

The whole "tell me the ending so I can decide whether to be invested in the story" thing is brilliant. 😂

[jayclark]

It’s amazing what 10 minutes of Patrice once a month can do for a man’s soul.

[MrTee]

*10 years today since he passed ... He's still making us laugh*

[asharma]

“I kept the plane in the air you selfish bitch” that gets me every single time!!!

[funkymunky]

"Ain't that better? A dry sandwich you don't want?!"

I lost it. 😂

[rpfcreates]

I showed my girlfriend this shit and she died laughing for ten straight minutes. Every sin she’s ever committed against me in the name of love was outlined in this bit. Rest In Peace Saint Patrice!

[slickcross]

"Men want to be alone, but we dont want to be by ourselves." That hit hard.

[mohamedgp]

I was watching this when my wife came in and said ( شدسوي ) which is exactly the equivalent to ( what u doing ), i cracked😂😂. Guess this is a multi language thing.

[ChiseledAdonis]

I've listened to this bit about 17 times and it's still as if it's brand new every time... You truly had a gift Patrice...

[trunks]

The looks on the guys faces in the audience agreeing with him.

[jinks]

Patrice really shows his command over a craft by his patience within each bit. There are silences and dead space. He pauses long enough to make the crowd to either get the joke, or get uncomfortable, or wait for the punchline. He doesn’t have to fill every gap with words. He makes you want him to just say it already and it’s so worth it. He has bits where you think it hasn’t landed by how quiet it is, and then he shows you why. Brilliant.

[ComedyMattersTV]

Patrice was not only a comedian! I always referred to him as a comedy philosopher because he had such strong views on everything. Truly amazing. It was one of my greatest honors to be one of his co-hosts on the Black Phillip Show, and wherever I travel, even as far away as Japan people still stop me to tell me how much they loved Patrice and what we did on that show! The love for Patrice goes on!!!

[xoticmayhem]

The greatest i wish he was still around today:(

[forgotaboutbre]

"Mean it! Mean the kiss!"

LMAOOOO

[cubanpete]

“Men wanna be alone. But they don’t want to be by themselves.” 💯

[Anthonyikani]

Patrice's was the official town crier for men