Technoblade drowning for 4 minutes 24 seconds

technoblade never dies :)

[oscarmichel]

"I had to take a break from drowning to get a glass of water"

-Technoblade 30 minutes before committing massive genocide

[MalevolentFiber]

“I had to take a break from drowning to get a glass of water.”
My new favorite Techno quote
Edit: Fuck cancer.

[lukaza]

"Ima just take a break from drowning and take a glass a water."
-Technoblade 2020

[Shregurun]

“I had to take a break from drowning to drink a glass of water”
-Techno the legend

[DaDerpyCarrot]

its funnier when you realize he could've stayed there for like the rest of the 2 hour stream and he still wouldn't get below 7 hearts lmao

[colin]

Imagine drowning for so long you get thirsty.

[comradefish_]

A wise man once said, "If you die to cancer, you didn't lose. The cancer dies with you, so in reality it was a draw."

[codexstudios]

When you try to drown a guy wearing full scuba gear

[shiningfennec]

"I'm just gonna hold the stream hostage" God I love him

[fishkittywhiskers]

this could be like a kids fable, the fox and the pig.

[alandoan]

“I had to take a break from drowning to get a glass of water” has got to be one of the best one off quotes from Techno.

[mq]

Alternative title: 4Minutes of techno pluggin' his channel

[honkbel]

A wise man once said: “I had to take a break from drowning to get a glass of water.” -Technoblade 2020

[thingy]

Niki getting so panicked trying to get techno out and then just the slow realisation that he wasn’t gonna drown is the best thing XD

[TheAdvertisement]

Absolutely love how Techno literally just refused to die. This is the epitome of his confidence.

[monkemankekw]

"I took a break from drowning to drink a glass of water"
-Technoblade, The Art of Water

[firedragon]

He did indeed hit 13 million subscribers before he died. Rest in peace you legend

[axolotlwithhands]

Oh my goodness the fact that Niki immediately gave him the chance to get out is so pure

[ryot]

"He probably has like 4 backup sets" Well he wasn't wrong.

[therealmunchkin]

Why is no one talking about after Niki broke the cobble she was like “GO TECHNO GO- oh wait he’s not going to drown” she sounded so scared sjsbiebdjendj