the kids who wouldn't just say 'here' during attendance

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[Xammary]

Shout out to the comedic geniuses that would always say "not here."

[tylerb]

The “which Tyler?” Bit was a little too accurate. There’s always more than one.

[sobriquet]

Okay, but the teacher saying he’s losing his voice is literally the most teacher thing I’ve ever heard in my life.

[cherraypan-]

I remember this one kid would always say “unfortunately in existence” and we all thought it was funny at the time but I’m pretty sure now he’s in a psych ward and I feel pretty bad for him

[tylercallagher]

For me, it always starts with "here" and then someone says "yep" and then everyone after them says yep until someone eventually says "here" again and then for the rest of it, you get a weird mixture.

[krish]

The way he says “which Tyler” after one of them has already been called is so accurate

[Joel-Haver]

not here?? did you mark me absent? wait, I was kidding I am here. please mark me here my mom would murder me.

[dryland]

I specifically remember saying “hotdog!” during roll call in elementary school PE and thinking it was the funniest thing ever

[HanOle]

When I was taking the bus back home from school as a kid, the bus driver would always ask ''okay, are we missing anyone?'' and then 3-4 hilarious comedians would always yell ''I miss my mom/dog/dad/grandpa etc.'' and this emits the same energy

[ntrumts]

A kid in my class always said ‘flake team stand up’. He refused to stop until the entire class stood up when he said it. We kept this shit going all year and even our teacher thought it was funny

[BryceEdwardBrown]

I don't see an issue with emitting a high-pitched pterodactyl shriek that would echo to the gates of Valhalla as a response

[benstetics]

I can confirm the Lego Star Wars death sounds are 100% accurate.

[sillylittlemelomane]

Brady seems very intelligent, i think instead of saying here we should make the yoda sound

[MardonAnimations]

"Larry?"
" ... "
"Larry?"
"Oh, what? Oh, yeah, I'm here!" *raises hand aggressively, smiles widely*

[capybarachan]

I often would have classmates saying “Salutations”, or “Greetings”, and the teacher wouldn’t even mind, as they literally deadpanned their words.

[extracub]

The real pranksters were the ones who said “not here” and then cracked up at their own joke.

[zachrobledo]

Sven is upset because he would say “present” and everyone made fun of him

[farphos]

The gangnam style gave me a visceral, physical reaction

[katelynprivett]

I began the spiral by replacing "here" with "present" and then to "PREEzent" and then "Gift" and then "Christmas" then "Chrysler" and then "Ford" and then "car" and then "speed" and then "CA-CHOW". I couldn't continue the spiral because I graduated.

[beamingalley]

Don’t even get me started on the kids that say “Present”