“Texas vs. California” 🎤: Ralph Barbosa - #comedy #ralphbarbosa #donttellcomedy #shorts #texas

Subscribe to our channel and check out the full set from Ralph Barbosa!

Get on our secret email list at the bottom of our homepage:

[mrkalebbinns]

“I just need a g bro”
“u said a glock?”

[frandavis]

"I just want to smoke"
"The opps?"

[MeanBean]

California- “It’s 4:20”
Texas - “It’s High Noon”

[balliztik]

"Make weed legal!"
"Did you say Desert Eagle?"

[slattt]

“You got a lighter bro”
“Nah how bout a flamethrower?”

[paodepota]

"I wanna smoke weed."
"Say less fam."

**Shoots the lawn.**

[OK-yyqz]

What to do when nervous at Job.
California:go outside and Smoke this Joint.
Texas:Go inside and smoke this joint

[camerongoltz]

"can I get a hit?"
"Sure, on who?"

[anfa]

Other states: "this shit loud"
Texas: "Here take a silencer"

[GEEX]

“this strain is so dank bro”
“you said you wanna buy a tank bro”

[a-train]

This video has spawned one of the funniest comment sections I’ve ever seen 😂

[SaiyanTachiZoldyck]

"yea bro let's get blasted"
" who we blasting?"

[israelloza]

California: “Let’s smoke this joint”
Texas: “Let’s smoke this joint”

[Doyouneed_somehelp]

Cali-“let’s smoke this Mexican weed”
Texas-“let’s smoke this Mexican”

[ProjectPhoenix]

Ah yes, my home state. The first state to normalize the video game weapon wheel in real life.

[THE_Number_ONE__HATER]

“Can I get 50 grams?”
“How about a 50 cal?”

[UnderTheTableGremlin]

“We want prerolls!”

“Best I can do is an AK-47.”

[grind-hardtrashbaggang]

“I need some green bruh”

“You said you need a machine gun?”

[deadtreebark]

'"I need a G"

Will that be a glock or grenade sir?

[yangsrealm]

“Lemme just get $20 worth, I got four fives”
“You said you needed a .45?”