Danny Duncan Tells A Funny Tinder Story #dannyduncan

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[tomasbishop]

Danny’s Morning Routine:
1. Take a Piss
2. Wake Up
3. Run Away

[TCO]

If you are ever peeing in your dream, you are pissing in real life.

[cloud]

Lmao Dan Man out here marking his territory 😂

[tylermccurry]

“I don’t piss the bed” That’s what a bed pisser would say

[funhole]

Lol "i dunno? Maybe once every 20 years?" 😂

[garrebear]

Danny's gonna be old one day and still be one of the realest mf alive

[nopillow]

*100% pisses the bed*

“I don’t piss the bed”

[Jesse-lyvn]

I did the same thing once… i thought i was going in the toilet but she woke me up and i was pissing in her shirt drawer 😂😂😂😂 then i proceeded to ask her why she was awake so early 😂😂

[steveoTHEGREAT]

THE CHICK DEFINITELY KNOWS DANNY IS FAMOUS NOW LOL IMAGINE SEEING THIS

[nunosantos]

He would make a perfect front man for a band!!

[Faceyourfears]

Totally relatable 😂 Growing up I wasn't a bed wetter but I recall one time when I did pee the bed. I was maybe 8 or 9 and I dreamt I was in the bathroom and I woke soaked!!

[DegenerateValor]

Dream pissing is always the best, but then you wake up pissed

[xgeezee]

I had a buddy piss in my other buddy’s dresser shirt draw! Same story, didn’t realize he was dreaming! My boy woke up, put a damp, pee smelling shirt on to realize! CLASSIC!

[zak]

One time I thought I was at a urinal, when my girl woke me up I was kneeling against the headboard pissing on our pillows

[lunaticleone]

Does this really count as peeing the the bed, cuz like your brain thought you were in the bathrook lmao

[mehshahe]

im not embarrassed about anything anymore, thank you.

[steveo]

That’s the only way it happens for me 😅 I’m just in a dream looking for a toilet I can’t find till I eventually just pee in a bush or find a bathroom and BAM I wake up going “F%%K!!!! It happened again”

[josephg]

The old dreaming I’m pissing but I’m actually pissing incident. Did that once when I was with my ex wife, didn’t piss the bed but I sure did wake up in the middle of the night and piss in the clothes hamper lol. Had no recollection of it until she told me about it in the morning hahaha

[richgray]

I had to piss in a dream real bad once and when I finally made it to a urinal in my dream I woke up pissing on myself in real life

[ZurikanFX]

Happened to me once but at a friend’s guest bedroom💀 so embarrassing