The 2 Johnnies 'Deli Girl' (Official Video)

The 2 Johnnies 'Deli Girl' (Official Video)

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Lyrics:
She was going to college but having too much craic
She was studying in Dublin but now she’s moved back
With an apron and hair net, she looks like Taylor Swift
She usta only work the weekend shift
But now at the break of dawn
She’s cooking up lovely jambons
She’s five days a week making spicy wedges
I’ve got a feeling and I can't express it
I’m in love with the girl at the deli
She’s much better than the girls on the telly
When she holds my rasher
Oh she’s some lasher
I'm in love with the girl at the deli
She can do the pancakes with Nutella
The story round the garage is she hasn’t got a fella
She doesn’t charge for taco sauce
I’d love to puck the head off her boss
If I was her man
We’d be together like a slice pan
The doctor says I need to go on a diet
But the girl at the deli is some ride
Chorus
Lorraine, Lorraine, do ya want spicy or plain?
Joan, Joan, do ya want her to butter your scone
Cos she’d be sound like that, if ya give her your rasher, she cuts off the fat
I’d love to make her my queen, every Saturday I’d cook her eggs and beans
Cos… I’m in love with the girl at the deli
She’s much better than the girls on the telly
The way she butters my role
I wanna tell her she has a savage hole… hold on a minute

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[sweetlikecinnamon]

As a girl who works in a deli. This song is fire and accurate.Only today I got complimented by a farmer saying “ I am jealous of the man that marries you, you make a fine roll” 😂

[clemofunhound]

As a son of an Irish father and a Spanish mother I smile whenever I hear sliced pan. Maybe some of you don´t know it but pan is Spanish for bread, and I have always seen this expression as the perfect example of my own family background! This is a great song btw!

[ewasawina]

Im as girl who works at the deli my husband cant stop singing your song haha 😂❤

[anitamaune]

About time Neil made an appearance....invoice from Cash Enterprise's pending
..banger lads

[Beatle_addict]

My mother liked your show on RTE 2FM in the afternoon when she collects me from school, one time I sent in a message to you on 2FM❤ my cousin loves your music❤❤❤ my little cousin always says `I’m in love with the girl in the deli’ 😂

[Irish-Transport-Photography]

Neil absolutely killing it on the wooden keyboard😂

[wildoutdoors]

This song will do well with 10 to 15 year olds

[mrswutchchuck]

This is classic, summer song off 2024. I can't stop singing this, I love it

[Plyr]

Only the two of you could make a song about a deli girl a banger 😂👍🏻

[winifredclarke]

I love lads 😊 I am your biggest fan ever I love all songs so much

[aimeeoconnor]

Fair play to you lads 🎉 well done well deserved xxx

[PaulMcEntee-]

Fair play lads and Louise. Awesome video. 👌📹📺🏪💃

[phantom_Biker]

Lads your Irelands version to busted 🤣🤣
"Breakfast busted"

[GAALADEditz]

Could ya please make a hurlin video. They were bangers back in their day.

[BrianFeely-kt]

Taking over from the Sawdoctors as the songsmiths of rural Ireland. No mean feat.

[jakehall]

class as always lads keep up the good work

[gerardodwyer]

This week Cahir, next week the heady heights of Clonmel, and following week the Two Rubber Johnnies storm Europe and the metropolitan glitzy sophistication of Paris, Berlin, Rome, Milan, Vienna, Milltown Malbay, Sneem and Tubbercurry.

[sarahfox]

Even juts by looking at the name of the song that is irish😂😂😂😂

[Johnstonesbones]

Go on lads, this is the schtuffff!!!👍

[MargaretChassels]

This is funny as feck i know a few men in a deli that you wouldn't put on the teli let butter your roll those ladies butter awe the lads rolls but won't answer a phone 😂😂 😅