[1423] Is This Paperweight Better Than a Master Lock?

[cornonjacob]

"It's one of the highest security models Masterlock makes" -- takes as long to pick as it does to say that sentence

[JT-sexx]

LPL really woke up and was like “my coffee sucked, guess I’m taking it out on like 5 different brands today”.

[erictoncray]

A Key that opens many locks is a master Key. A lock that is opened by many keys is a MasterLock (TM).

[NavigatorBR]

Okay, I now wonder which is more of a challenge: Masterlock's highest grade security lock, *OR* the security device that holds it on the shelf peg in the store so you can't shoplift it.

[LerrisHarrington]

"One of the highest security locks that Masterlock makes" *click*

Good lord, it took him longer to fold the tool out than it did to do the unlocking.

[davidp]

“One of the highest security locks that Master makes.”

Lock goes *click*

[andrewmalone]

LPL: *gets sent a 30 year old novelty toy*
also LPL: "I should really take a moment to humiliate Master Lock with this" lmao

[SpyderTekk]

The comedic timing when he says “it’s one of the highest security locks that Master Lock makes” and then just.. slides the core unlocked is.. perfect.

[musickid]

The fact that this collection includes "one of the highest security locks that master lock makes" is really funny.

[yeswithcheese]

Master lock: "Surely LPL can't insult us anymore than he already has..."
LPL: "Is this paperweight better than a master lock?"

[SexyEarHair]

The fact that it took longer to get the tool out of its swivel than it did to actually open the locks is just laughable

[Kingdok]

I used to work for a company doing collections and refills for slot machines across my state, and we locked our vans with those Master 6271's—the ones he referred to as being one of the highest security locks Masterlock makes—which we called "puck locks" on account of their shape. We were told that the locks were practically impossible to cut open or drill off in any reasonable amount of time due to the way they latch at the back and sit flush with the van. In fact, I recall a couple of occasions where a lock had been left on for so long, or the key had been forgotten, that our techs had to use specialized drills to remove them. I guess they never accounted for this.

[joermnyc]

LPL: pops locks with combs
Wave rake: ahh, a nice day off.

[dkerwood]

I wonder if he just walks through the world, noticing locks and thinking, "Four pin rake. 3/4 tensioner. Paper clip for that one."

[HCkev]

Me: "Oh, a 3 minutes video, it might have given LPL a bit of trouble."

LPL: * opens 9 locks in 1 minute 30 seconds *

[superstone]

LPL opens these locks with his pick quicker than I could with a key.

[samuelstepper]

LPL is like: "It's one of the highest security locks that MasterLock makes."
Opens it in less than 2 seconds.

[thecatladytm]

LPL: "One of the highest security models Master Lock makes"
Also LPL: * opens in like 2 seconds *
What a roast XD

[tylerdurden]

Memorizing which attachment on LPL's All-In-One Tool would open which lock was probably the hardest part of this video.

[BradenBest]

2:13 I love how effortlessly LPL clowns on MasterLock. He literally opens it faster than he can introduce it.