Looking For A Tim Walz To Call Your Own?

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[DiAsNaIaRcL]

He was such an awesome teacher. He could literally hold the attention of a whole class where would discuss global geography and current events the whole hour. Everyone felt like they belonged in his class.

[Jadeskorpion]

I would pick Tim Walz instead of the bear. And I would cover my drink around JD Vance.

[Leonaza]

I’m 43 years old. I have never seen such enthusiasm for politicians in my life. Everyone is ready to reject Trump and Save Our Democracy. It is way past time for Change.

[dafreedomfita]

That air filter quote killed man, killed!

[crandall]

Rock-hard abs - "Nobody's asking for that weird crap!" 😂

[BP-]

Rick Wilson from the Lincoln Project had the best description of Tim Walz - He called him the "cool neighbor who can fix $hit".

[melaniehassler]

As a 58 yo single woman, I'm looking for the peace and serenity that only a hotdish man can bring. Please make Timdr a real thing! ❤❤❤

[heatherilse]

Lifelong Minnesotan here: I was literally in the Menards parking lot when I heard Tim's first rally stump in Philadelphia on MPR. I bawled tears of joy and deep relief in my car. Tim for the WIN!!! P.S. Look up Keith Edwards "5 Minutes and 26 Seconds of Tim Walz Being AWESOME." Tim Walz is Everything you're seeing at the rallies last week.

[peacemyheart]

Kamala and Tim give me the same kind of hope that Obama did in 2008. Let's go!

[davidavorpflanz]

"MIND YOUR OWN DAMN BUSINESS"! -Tim Walz

[amerwiccanandproud]

It's like we were on death row about to be executed and suddenly the governor called and we are reprieved! That's the kind of hope this change has wrought.

[ceciliac]

Oh great. Stephen is back. Can’t wait to see his comments on Harris/Walz and unhinged Trump/Vance.

[rainbowtropolis]

This was awesome! I'm from Minnesota, and I can say for sure that if your partner says they're taking care of the furnace filter, it's marriage material! 😅

[YoutubeFabLifeOfJan]

He got me when he said in his speech concerning his daughter Hope..., "I'm not crying...you are."
The thing is...I was literally crying.
At that point I burst out laughing! He seems like a really good person with an excellent sense of humor I must add! #HarrisWalz2024

[elebenty]

"Save big money at Menard's"
It'll be stuck in my head all night.

[MrLoveandKindness]

THATS how you know Tim is a good one, he saves big money😂

[Crimethoughtfull]

Have you seen the clip of him going to O'Reilley's to buy some headlight plug for his 2014 Ford? It is so DAD. 😅

[Annacares]

I watched a TikTok on this American girl saying that “ Tim Walz is a Dad that many children didn’t have. They are voting age now!

[rikkiechambers]

finally … eagerly awaiting this monologue, we have much to talk about 😂 and coach Walz is the guy everyone wants as dad ! I vote he is Dad In Chief lol

[AllTradesGeorge]

Tim Walz is what Trump tried to portray himself as--the guy from outside the standard Washington track. Congress is full of lawyers and businessmen...Walz was a teacher and a coach. As a Command Sergeant Major in the National Guard, he knows how to lead people from a position where he's still gotten his hands dirty. He's the most "normal" politician to draw national attention that I can remember ever hearing of.

And we, as a nation, are WAY overdue for that!