Deathworlds from Class 1 to Class 13—Humans Proved They’re Unstoppable | HFY Stories

From the depths of a Deathworld Class 13, humans enter the Galactic Survival Games, leaving the galaxy utterly speechless. While alien teams arrive armed with advanced technology and years of preparation, the humans bring… duct tape, frying pans, and an unshakable sense of humor. As the competition escalates through increasingly hostile Deathworlds, humanity’s creativity, chaos, and sheer audacity redefine what it means to survive.

Watch as Earth’s wildest competitors face carnivorous plants, molten rivers, and towering alien predators—not with fear, but with ridiculous confidence. This HFY Sci-Fi tale is packed with humor, action, and all the chaotic energy that makes humans so unstoppable. Are you ready to witness humanity conquer the galaxy, one impossible challenge at a time? 🚀

✨ Characters Featuring in This Story:

Grisela Kopek 🛠️
A quick-witted engineer with a perpetual smirk and a frying pan always at the ready. Grisela’s resourcefulness and “get-it-done” attitude turn junkyard scraps into survival masterpieces. If it’s broken, she’ll fix it—or make it explode in the most spectacular way possible.

Paltz Stracken 🎮
A thrill-seeker with an unshakable love for duct tape and a knack for turning disasters into victories. Whether he’s befriending giant alien predators or creating makeshift lava sleds, Paltz’s audacious ideas somehow (usually) work out.

Elexxx’Ribbit 👾
An alien observer assigned to “study” humanity, Elexxx’Ribbit quickly realizes that the humans don’t play by any rules—especially not the ones set by physics or logic. His shocked commentary provides a hilarious backdrop to the chaos.

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[JMMRanMA]

I suspect that if this didn't originate as a computer game it would make a good one.

[katherinkeegan]

You forgot the ending where the judges had to create new death world scenarios just for humans.

[darrinwebber]

Alien: "This is a game of endurance."
(is totally unaware that humans are persistence predators with excellent endurance, and durability. As well as clever, inventive, and very

[bigstevie]

The amount we collectively spend on war machines and spacecrafts why do they always have us in ships held together with duct tape and rubber bands