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That lady sounds exactly like Maya Hawke and no one's talking about it

[lucillethornburg]

bro the guys look like they could be siblings…. is it just me?

[Chloe]

This is cutest group of peeps I have ever seen! they’re chatting like they’ve been hanging out forever.

[Olivialoverz]

Ok but why does she sound exactly like maya hawke

[julesking]

This just proves the common theory that no one hates Glee more than its fans always have 💕

[chloe]

He found his clone in the middle of a park in New York 😂

[melsay.]

since when listening to lana is something shameful, IM GUILTY SMH

[patricia.sews.sometimes]

I feel like they’re Kurt and Santana all grown up and living their best lives

[sashiniabeywardana]

bro theres a kid in yr 8 in our skl that quacks randomly at people in the corridor 😭 and yall saying that your weird

[chocowaff]

In middle school I met a boy who liked Naruto. This was when it first started airing in American TV so it wasn’t wildly popular. I immediately started telling him and other people that he was my best friend the same day I met him… he never said anything in response to it.
So cringey..
Also a girl I knew wanted me to walk down an empty hall with her (it was a long corridor) to get something from a class she left during lunch. I agreed to it only if she would be my girlfriend for the day. She said yes. After about 10 seconds of us walking she changed her mind so I left 💀💀.
Anyway-

[thaliaberlusconi]

us chess players be getting roasted real good lately

[lelou]

I was a horse girl obsessed with Warrior cats, and was so quiet that teachers would forget who I was quite regularly.
Also one of my favorite outfits was a dinosaur hoodie from Urban planet paired with hot pink skinny jeans. Complete the look with ugly glasses and braces. A real winner lol

[Bigbbs_umchileanywaysso]

I thought I was a demon exorcist when I was in middle school

[seewendy]

When friends like this find each other ❤ they become the cool kids, because they can be themselves

[angstee]

In middle school me n my bsf spoke in “baby talk” …the whole year… (not at home)

[mascotwithadinosaur]

I have ADHD, and even if I like to think I'm perfectly normal, I'm reminded every day that I'm not, so I probably was weird in middle school

[yarayara]

I love Lana Del Rey lmao I have been since I was ten.

[gauri]

How does she exactly sound like Maya hawke

[mandyland]

Oh you want weird middleschooler? Try undiagnosed autism + hyperfixation on RuPaul's drag race

In 7th grade English class (important to note that I went to school in a very small farm town) I would write fanfics using the drag queens from RuPaul's drag race but center it around a somewhat scandalous, very thinly veiled metaphor for our various teachers' personal lives. One of them was set in a post apocalyptic dystopia where the lunch ladies were evil and trying to give everyone tetanus so they got lock jaw and couldn't tongue pop (as seen commonly in RPDR); everyone tongue popping was the mechanism by which they stopped the earth from just caving in on itself. However, there was an extensive sub plot centered around some of the side character teachers, Mrs. Mattel, Mr. Zamolodchikova, and Ms. Liaison. (Based respectively on Trixie, Katya, and Pearl from S7 of RPDR)

I just want to note how unsubtle I was when using these characters to speak on my theories about my real teachers: Mrs. Mattel was our school counselor (Mrs. C), Mr. Zamolodchikova was very obviously our history teacher who was married irl to our counselor (Mr. C), and Ms. Liaison was our math teacher (Ms. S). All three had the same teaching roles in the fanfic, Mr. Zamolodchikova and Mrs. Mattel were married, Mr. Zamolodchikova and Mr. C both grew tomatoes in their classroom and were beekeepers on the side, and Ms. Liaison only wore leggings and Ugg boots much like Ms. S was notorious for doing.

Now, as I said, Mr. C and Mrs. C were married. But at many points throughout the school year, Ms. S would come all the way over from her class to talk to Mr. C. They got progressively more flirty (retrospectively, it was a normal conversation but in my 12 year old brain they were absolutely into each other) as time went on.

That all culminated into me writing at least a page worth of Mr. Zamolodchikova and Ms. Liason having a very blatantly flirtatious conversation, ending with the insinuation that they were hooking up in Mr. Zamolodochikova's classroom after the students left. I then killed off the main character and ended they story with the world kind of being saved. I shared this story with many of my classmates and turned it in for a grade.

On a separate occasion I attempted to do a death drop during class. I kind of did but everyone but it hurt a lot and everyone just laughed at me (rightfully so tbh).

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i live nowhere near nyc but i would kill to have a conversation with davis. love his energy