The Best Purchase EVER Made

#comicdub #meme #romantic

Comic by beespaceprogram on Tumblr

[TheBlu_Scout]

The charisma this female cashier has is truly beyond my comprehension.

[anounymosgamer]

F*cking "Band Name" would be one hell of a name for a band

[lykonic]

"Best thirty dollars I've ever spent: I got this cool shirt, AND it came with a free girlfriend!"

[Arsectral]

The girl is good at marketing.


Maybe too good..

[NeotheHero]

Massive W. Buy one shirt, get one girlfriend free

[burenyuu-nya]

"sir.. SIR, You've been day dreaming and hogging up the line, you gonna buy the shirt or nah"

[MrDethking]

20 minutes later sitting in traffic* was she flirting with me ?

[addison.alxndr]

okay but i love the added detail at the end that now she's wearing one of the XXS sizes lol, this is cute 😭😭💗💗💗

[Meln_sda-cat]

I like that his first thought wasn't anything bad about her. No thoughts. Just "warm." 😊

[kos]

"And that's how I get your dad"
"Met?"
"No."

[wudaheill]

"No thanks, I wouldn't wanna invade your privacy."

[MXALOVE]

"Okay I'll take one of these, just make sure your number is on the receipt-"

[smithbabies]

"Ma'am I appreciate the offer, but I can't just buy the shirt off of your back"
"This is a date proposal"
"See you at 6"

[SuperChristopher-llbd]

Oh yes my favorite band, Band Name. I love their hit single, Hit Single from their top album, Top Album.

[WessIDK]

"didnt know you were chill like that bro"

[Snek]

Yooo I love Band Name! Their music rocks!

[dooblom]

*a few years later tying his shoes*
"Damnit, she WAS flirting with me!"




w purchase he got a free girlfriend along with a shirt

[thevoidofyore]

The sexual tension between the roof of my mouth and a loaded firearm:

[richierollinrocket]

Bud maxed out his luck and charisma skills

[plozaq]

After a quick google search I can confirm they did it😊