Pizza time

Fastest pizza yet.

[maxilchev]

"You're late. I'm not paying for those."

[lauren-xtgx]

me doing my homework while the teacher is collecting it:

[TheSuperCoolMan]

using the ceiling to roll the dough is actually a big brain strat

[HardBloodNelza]

I like that he breathes like if he doesn't make this pizza his heart will literally stop.

[OhThatEdit]

When you see a video is less than a minute long, you know its quality

[potatosordfighter]

Now this is how memes are supposed to be made.

[scaf]

Secret Ingredient: Hitting the pizza dough against the florescent light

[LlamaComma]

Smashing it against the light fixture took a solid 4 seconds off your time, I'll use this technique in the future. I've been using the "stuff" method where you don't even roll out the dough, you just create a giant gaping hole with your two hands and shove as many ingredients as you can into it before your boss notices. So far I've stuck 2 slices of bacon, a slice of ham, 2 whole carrots, an apple, a toaster, eleven onions, a tablet, a grape, and three different types of pickles in my dough. Think you can beat that?

[TheElvisnator]

Me: *_I'm going on a diet_*
Me after 0.069 milliseconds:

[thedepressedantagonist]

This guy just gave a poor Italian grandma a heart attack...

[KevinShinwoo]

Wait a second... Did anyone notice how the pizza had more pepperoni coming out than it did going in...? That's so cool!! I didn't know ovens had that feature these days! We've really advanced as a species!

[AtomicBear]

My actual daily representation of my shift at Papa John’s

[Marcos]

If Spider-Man's pizza hour had been so fast, Peter wouldn't have been late

[arnaudj.]

*Help guys I'm stuck in those "less-than -1minute" recommended videos on YouTube*

and I just can't stop watching.. all of these are legendary.

[sellthefrog]

When your mom says ''There is 0.01% chance that our ancestors are Italians''

[Cuez]

The ceiling slap strat was extremely risky but timesaved atleast 4 seconds, excellent cheese and pep placement, almost frame perfect. As a certified pizza maker, i rate this run a 9.8/10

[salvatoreceraso]

guys im italian and im gonna admit this:





the boy has A GIFT

[rjmusic_]

Who would win:
One pizza boi
One speedy boi

[anonymityx]

0:12 Gotta love the heavy breathing, world record

[dwdqifm]

*"You get your pizza, when you fix the damn oven door!!"*