Itemization | Diablo 4 [Ep 9]

Written by: Andrew Burton & Jonathan Burton
Storyboard by: Andrew Burton
Animated by: Oleksandre
Audio by: Sam Burton

#diablo4 #carbotanimations #blizzard

[Blinky_Dorf]

Fight demons for 10 minutes to read item descriptions for 45 minutes

[Rhykker]

You haven't really watched this episode unless you've paused and read every affix.

[Chris-ofke]

"+3.4 % damage at maximum fury for 0.1 seconds while berserking after an overpower critical hit while they are healthy and vulnerable and you are healthy and vulnerable you sensitive man" is my favorite stat ever

[puliverius]

I like how he threw both helms into thrash. Even the one he was using.

[BarokaiRein]

My personal favourite is +25% damage vs. enemies with 0 HP.

[altaurelli]

"+5% damage to doiablo 2 fans" is a masterpiece

[TheShadowCookie]

I felt that so much when he just yeeted the final two items as well. Way too often did I narrow it down to two items in my rubbish dump of an inventory, comparing their nonsense for minutes and more minutes, and ultimately I just ended up scrapping both because the improvements would have been so miniscule that I found myself questioning what the hell I was doing with my life.

[MichaelPohoreski]

* *2003:* _I used to go into a store to find a game, _
* *2023:* _Now I go into a game to find a store._

[HomelessWoodpecker]

"+5% dmg vs batman" "+10% chance to batman" you guys are pure gold

[visualcreativemt]

My freaken god he nailed it on the constant reading and comparing of what affixes you gain and what you lose!!!!

[gloth]

+5% dmg to elites
+5% dmg to middle class
+5% dmg to d2 fans
+5% dmg to +5% dmg
Every text is hilarious
This is by far the best D4 carbot video, well done :D :D

[DaedalusRaistlin]

I love that he opened those boots like a book to read their stats. Hope he doesn't chuck anything into the stash, place is a black hole, can't find anything when I try to go back to it.

[probablynotabear]

1.3% chance to ignore crowd control if you have already been crowd controlled for 10 weeks during a helltide.

Man that made me burst out laughing. As on

[What_do_I_Think]

Totally exact replication of how affixes are in D4.

*"5% damage vs. dead games"*

[icepic]

Announcing the next class in D4:

The Menu Warrior.

[Thorekk]

This is EXACTLY why I don't play that game anymore. It just felt sooo tedious to never actually see what Item could be an improvement.

[Captain.AmericaV]

*This is more enjoyable than the actual game!!*

[fmlopes]

+5% damage vs 5% damage.

STONKS
😆

[damagus]

Absolutely nailed it with this one. That is exactly what D4 feels like and that is exactly what the current affixes are!

[jesseslinger]

throwing both helmets away was amazing