Chris Distefano • Tall ice cream order for a little kid. #shorts #standupcomedy

[GemGames]

"I Don't want pistachio!"
"THEN WHY WOULD YOU ASK FOR IT!"

[jessicadarling]

Been getting pistachio since I was 8, and he's right, I've been through some things

[starz]

“So anyways when it was my turn to order I got vanilla with sprinks”

[lexi_barely_lives]

I fully expected this bit to end with "so anyways, then I ordered some fuckin rainbow sherbet" or whatever XD

[Lina]

I always loved pistachio throughout my childhood too

[Usergx-]

I can vividly remember the day I thought “I should try pistachio ice cream” and now it’s my favorite

[romanbryant]

"Let me see your Divorce Papers" i was straight face until that part😂😭🤣

[thestarrunner]

the divorce papers line is what got me💀💀

[rtyprty]

Pistachio was one of my favorites as a kid lmao

[faye]

Wow. This made me reconsider my whole childhood. Been getting pistachio since I was little

[stuartcleary]

That’s some high level comedy right there!!!!

[lyconsolos]

as an icecream stand worker, i can confirm that kids sometimes get the cool sounding names over what they think will be good

[poorlittlebiker]

First time I heard sprinkles get called sprinks 😂

[cozy_phantom]

ive been getting pistachio ice cream since i was like 4, pistachios are god sent

[myrddinemrys]

"It's green and it has nuts in it"
Yeah, that's what makes it awesome! Always been my favorite, the nuts soak up the sugar and get soft 😋

[pterodactylbull]

I’ve always loved pistachio ice cream and coffee been drinking coffee since i was 8.

[ratsinacage]

If this was in Switzerland that kid was probably me

[Yoyozworld]

Been loving pistachio ice cream since I was a toddler. Still love that shit as a grown woman.

[Meayah]

Why did the laughs sound like a laugh track from a 90s sitcom

[unk_usr_]

"Then it was my turn and I said to the cashier : one chocolate with rainbow sprinkles on it please"