The Slowest Drag Race Ever ‼️🐌

[-tomas]

"CAN JAMES BEAT THE MAN"
One of the wildest sentences ever said on The Grand Tour

[kreuner]

A motor vehicle that cannot beat a bike, awesome

[a]

That JCB is one of the fastest tractors on the market

[Anigaming-dzgh]

Crossley: 0-60 in "eventually"

[ORDEROFTHEKNIGHTSTEMPLARX]

"Hes lucky man to have friends like us" ?? I dont think may would look at it like that..😂😂

[TheCanuckCanadain]

The fact that he lost to just a guy on a bike. Is hilarious

[CAPTAiNC]

A bunch of bored friends in a private GTA ONLINE session:

[Molefemahloane]

"He's lucky to hv friends like us"😂😂

[dav]

I'm pleasantly surprised that they used two Czech cars (Tatra and Velorex)

[sirwoofers]

YOU BA-
Edit:How is this my most liked comment

[zephyrmaster]

We need to get Big Brutus in here. It's an excavator that's 160 feet tall, but has a top speed of *0.22 mph*

[jermainewashington]

Ok I’m watching this with absolutely no context and it’s hilarious

[vpx_mbyt]

"Could you look cheerful for what we'e done"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[bigbeatle]

Oh my...Velorex, great memories as my granddad had one, so many trips we went to, no seatbelts, just one wiper, engine Jawa 350 ccm... so much fun

[UnusualPete]

He's not Captain Slow for nothing 😂

[whitesapphire]

I often used to out-drag the lorries on the A64, at what were the traffic lights at Copmanthorpe lane end. From a standing start, there was nothing that could outrun our Massey Ferguson 575 Multi-Power for the first quarter mile!

[ThaSlappyWappy]

That little 3 wheeler burning that one tire. Plucky little thing

[bamse]

Come on James, beat the man... You bastard :-)

[leafykibbles]

"He's lucky man to have friends like us."
Only to lose the drag race. The irony of it all. 😂

[The_Main_Man_Dougie]

I'm sure if the P45 was involved, James still would have lost