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Superman gets a haircut

Original source
Superman: Doomsday( 2007)

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[amh]

The Salon owner can advertise "Even Superman came here" at their shop

[MrWhyte-npwi]

Imagine Superman flinched and we ended up with two Bizarro Supermans 😅

[helpineedvanke]

> arrives at a women's salon
> performs open brain surgery
> refuses to elaborate
> leaves

[damonedrington]

Superman has some RIDICULOUS pain tolerance. Dude literally burned a hole through to his brain and didn’t even flinch

[beesforbreakfast]

“A safe Superman is a safe Metropolis. Don’t drink the tap water though, someone dumped some exotic radioactive material into the municipal supply. Got like five seasons of Smallville villains out of that goof.”

[thenitpickchannel]

So basically in the movie Lex Luther makes a clone of Superman that he regularly goes to beat the crap out of when he feels like it because he’s a d*ck. Along with keeping him in a red-solar powered room he also has a kryptonite bomb in his head. This Superman escapes tho, and this scene is of him removing it.

[sunburntbulb]

And that is how we got Veggieman. They say he flies backwards and shits lasers

[randomguy-]

And then the 'indestructible mirror' was auctioned for $1 billion.

[l.jamora]

My man just preformed a lobotomy on himself infront of a bunch of women and just left like it was your typical
Sunday

[kryptico]

The fact that a story ever even depicted Batman putting up a fight is a literal crime. Bro is just DIFFERENT.

[rocketwastaken]

> casually walks in
> performs a lobotomy on himself
> removes a metal ball from his brain
> leaves

[sPitternaut]

Fun Fact: Hair salon mirrors are made of polished titanium.

[squirrelthegamer]

I want someone to edit this scene and remove the x-ray part and the last line so that it’s just him going to a salon, sitting down, do the laser surgery and leave with no explanation to the viewer lol

[ij]

"A safe Superman means a safe Metropolis."

(Immediately comes back in for secondary surgery.)

[leoncoben]

I like how he drops a piece of Kryptonite into the sink instead of...you know...doing the safer bet and hurling it into the sun. Seriously Batman can go and fetch that thing out of whatever sewer system as a Sunday project in the morning.

[Alisteirdark]

And No one said a thing in the paper about superman randomly proforming laser brain surgery in a hair salon on him self....because weirdly not the weirdest thing hes done in broad daylight. 😅

[billyhabon]

Walks in. Greets the ladies. Bores a hole into his brain. Gets rid of lead ball. Leaves with a smile. This man is hardcore.

[pdrstudios]

Man walks in gives all the females PTSD and tries to walk out like it was nothing

[eml]

All he needed was a mirror but he said 'You know what, I am going to ruin some women's day today '

[rogerlambert]

Kids, don't try this at home. Superman is a trained professional.