How many times the aftons wished to die..:’

[Icantsee_.]

Mike: are u ok?
Will: no I'm processing the fact that I've failed as a father-

[Itz_JamruthFareeha]

william⁚ 😭😢😭😢😢😭😭
michael ⁚ Hey dad are you okey?
william⁚ No i'm just processing the fact that i've failed to be the best father and the fact that i've failled as a father.

[IWANNABESAVEDBYNOAH]

1 trillion 😱😱😱😱😱🔪🔪🔪🔪 DAM HE MUST WISH TO DIE 100 TIMES A DAY-

[Noodle_Gurl]

How tf does micheal think about death every seconds?

[haloangel]

bro- what how did he wish to die 1 trillion times. that’s like a second or smth

[Elisas_sister]

1 trillion 😢 thats sad for him sorry mike evan/c.c pov.

[Lovelyizzy]

Damn it I gotta stop making such sad sh*t😭😭

[Emily-T]

how is 1 trillion even possible? I think like 2k would be like top

[IT_S-SUNY]

I wished to die for a lot I guess maybe over 1k or 2k.

[aqualinebutbetter]

Okay, so, I got bored so of course I'm going to do math on an old gacha video like any normal person would.
Here we go!
Let me assume the safest bet and say Michael was probably around 17 during the bite. I'd normally guess lower but for reasons you'll understand later I'll go for the highest I can come up with while being reasonable. From the second part I figured out that this started when he was 6 years old, so 1972. I will assume this takes place in 2040, for reasons that will become clear later. This makes 68 years of those thoughts. 1 trillion divided by 68 is approximately 14, 705, 882, 352. Meaning he has over 14 billion of these thoughts a year. That divided by 365 is approximately 40, 290, 088. That means that Mike has 40, 299, 088 of these thoughts a day. That divided by 24 is 1, 678, 753. Meaning that he gets 1, 678, 753 of these thoughts an hour. That divided by 60 is approximately 27, 979. Meaning that he gets around 27, 979 of those thoughts a minute. That divided by 60 is around 466, meaning he gets around 466 of those thoughts a second. This means he gets around 46 of them a decisecond, 4 of them a centisecond, and it takes a little less than 3 *MILLISECONDS* to get another one of those thoughs. I knew the numbers would be ludicrous, but this left me absolutely flabbergasted. What the heck. Get this guy some professional help.

[Wenda_will_game]

Me after she said 1T (gasps) the idiot can

[bellamel]

You only live for about two billion seconds so if you do the math everyday and night with out stopping you'd have to want to die five times every second