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[prince.logan]

God in the Bible: Do not steal.

Robber: uhhh

[mystic_pizza]

the healthiest food I've stolen was a playstation 5

[Petitepois-uy]

Cop: stops man from stealing condom
Cop 9 months later: stops man from stealing baby formula

[gymkey_]

*Sam's home gets invaded*
"Pretty cool, right?"

[BENDYKILLER]

Churches: we give u bible for free
Thieves: idc im gonna steal a free thing anyway

[Lethargy_Lottie]

Baby formula, condoms, and pregnancy tests being stolen makes me disappointed in the system we have. Nobody should have to be in such a desperate position to steal things that are so basic and yet so important.

[B_lIon]

Cheese is the most stolen item in store. The employees thinking it was the mouse the whole time 💀

[roguevargr]

If someone stole my dog I’d literally call John Wick to get it back

[sublimchu]

Imagine being denied from heaven for stealing a bible 💀

[alexpencilo]

they wonder why necessities are being stolen and then raise the price for shits and giggles. they should just expect things to get stolen bruh

[EdginLegend]

Robber: steals Bible
(Finds out about the 7th Commandment)
* Returns Bible *

[JCW_FigFed]

Honesty stealing cheese of all things is just crazy

[shrenikkalambur]

Thief: I'm about to steal you
Labrador:
Thief:
Labrador: "tail wags"
Thief: Let's go

[moonlitlake]

My first dog was a Yorkshire Terrier and now you're telling me that they're the most stolen dog breed??? Wtf 😭😭😭

[RaikouKng]

Remember if you see someone stealing baby formula.
You didn't

[xXpanXx]

Bible: you must not steal
**steals bible**

[goodquestion]

"You chose: steal bible it is very effective"
"God is now highly confused and disappointed"

[Westly.]

Who would steal the bible when they can go to the local church 😂😂

[Wallybea]

Sambucha getting robbed be like: pretty cool right?

[samwetherhold]

I've found the most commonly stolen items of everyday use are items both produced by Bic. - lighters and pens.