Inside Job - Teenage Ninja Turtles

Taken from Inside Job Season 01 Episode 8

[SlayerEndX]

She just *stands there* covering her hand in hot coffee. She doesn't even flinch.

[eternaeclipse]

If you take all of Rick Sanchez’s bad qualities and all of Stan Pines’ bad qualities you get Rand Ridley

[Naharu.]

Idk whats worse, the fact that he made her shoot those turtles, or that he left a child, that clearly doesnt understand what radiation really is, able to use enough to fucking nuke those turtles.

[xXxDarkPhantomxXx]

He has Rick's alcoholism, Stan Smith's stubbornness, underhanded tactics of Stanley pines as well as the intellect of stanford. Guy's the worst part of good shows

[finnmchugh]

It is a miracle she hasn't let the snipers kill him.... Also she seems to be handling those 2nd (or 1st) degree burns on her hand like a champ

[cassie]

Judging by his enthusiasm, Rand probably saw the two of them shooting the turtles as some kind of twisted father-daughter bonding activity.

Reagan's poor therapist probably threw their back out unpacking all of these issues.

[sxndkzm]

"You're like Rick Sanchez, but even Rick cares about his daughter or something."

hah. 1k likes nice

[josephmoffatt]

Rand has already put him self in the top 10 worst cartoon fathers. Every episode is a pushing him closer the position of #1. Damn this horrible human being.

[shaw]

I love the attention to detail with the coffee sloshing out of the mug even after she stops pouring

[ogichi]

"Jesus, they're still making these?" Literally me when I see the cartoons I watched as a kid in the 90s being remade for the 12th time.

[gidpoloni]

I love how mipsy (the one dressed as Donatello) is the only one who actually has an accurate weapon

The red one is close tho

[ratsinmamouf]

“Leo’s TikTok is deadass LIT” had me rolling

[tobiproduction]

I honestly tell Reagan that it was a good project, tell her what she actually did to the poor little guys, give her a big hug and ice cream to make her feel better, and explain to not try that again till she works out the bugs. I know it is alot but her sad got to me.

[gortab]

Turtles aside, he should have showed some concern about her getting cancer. If she got access to radioactive material strong enough to kill a few pets but didn't understand the risks, she could have easily exposed herself to dangerous levels of radiation in the process.

[dynamtej]

To be fair, letting her know now than to find 4 dead turtles that suffered from cancer the entire time was for the best. His execution (pun not intended) and the way he told her, definitely needs some work. To put it mildly...

[buddakream]

I heard "YAAAAS CRANG!" and decided to do something productive with my day. Thank you.

[matthewjenkins]

Any person that hates the TMNT has No Soul

[SurprisinglyDeep]

(Meanwhile in an alternate universe)

Child Beth: "Daddy, I gave my pet turtles radiation to make them mutant ninja turtles!"

Younger Rick: (Drunk) (Genuinely enthusiastic) "Aw man, that's awesome, sweetie! We can go out and do vigilante justice as a team, like go beat up some of those asshole alien Gromflomites that keep pestering daddy and his friends Birdperson and Squancy and..." (Voice changes from excited to concerned) "Wait what?"

Child Beth: "I told you Daddy, I just exposed them to radiation!"

Younger Rick: (Panciking) "Oh f***ing s**t. Sweetie we gotta go quickly genetically modify those turtles to be immune to radiation right now!"

Child Beth: "What, why?"

Rick: "I don't have time to tell you! Quick we gotta run to my underground lab!"

(Later we see Rick and Beth depositing the now mutated turtles in the middle of the woods in New Jersey. The turtles have now been mutated to be radiation proof, including becoming the size of human children as a side effect. However the turtles still do not have human-like arms or legs, nor are they teenagers or ninjas.)

One of the turtles: "Farewell beloved creators! We go now to live with the other New Jersey monsters like the Jersey devil and the Sasquatch at their hidden hippie farm compound!"

Beth: (Crying) "Why didn't the turtles become ninja turtles?"

Rick: (Affectionate) "Oh sweetie. You need high quality radioactive space goo to turn turtles into ninja turtles. Even daddy is unable to get his hands on any of the good s**t."

Beth: (Crys)

Rick: "You wanna go get some ice cream?"

Beth: (Instantly forgets about the turtles, having a child's attention span) "Yay!"

[dwaugh]

suprirse she hasn't considered the thought of getting rid of him since day one.

[jayboy]

When I see her little face tear up a piece of me dies inside poor regan