What your military haircut says about you

[jaycue]

Looking like a human male is my goal.

I keep my goals attainable.

[lambrequin]

Bro’s sexual orientation did a u-turn when he saw that last one

[rubytheresurrectedn]

The “quaff” always had me skirting the line. My barber always did it right. Just barely in reg😅

[ctdaniels]

"He wasn't bald, he had a shaved head. Shaved! That's a hairdo!"

[JoseTorres-ryqe]

Dude at the end looked like a Modern Warfare protagonist

[GazB]

“This video was brought to you by the follicularly challenged.”

[WMMASceneNow]

“Trying to leave his life of shamming and crying behind him” lol so true

[maxtravers]

“Of you have this haircut, you’re 100% mad about the green M&M right now”
God bless you sir

[tws]

"100% chance youre mad about green m&m's right now" is SOOO damn accurate lmao

[epilepsywarning]

Bruh the mating call at the end got me dying bro

[atlascresswell]

My guy is falling in love with himself💀💀

[ATableYou]

Missed opportunity to post Johnny Sins, Chief.

Edit: Holy Shit 10k likes, thank y'all!

[jonathanrichwine]

Low fade gang: disgruntled, living solely off of nicotine, caffeine and hate, and you definitely have a countdown on your phone to your EAS date

[jessejimenezz]

Last guys head is considered a sniper glint. When he's on deployment he's forced to wear a beanie or cap

[FlaminFuel]

A bald soldier with an epic beard staring at you through sunglasses is perhaps the most intimidating thing ever

[TreeCuttersUS]

You make me laugh every time you upload. My dad died in service you bring back so many happy memories.

[-Vanguard-]

Then we have that one mf with long hair that never gets caught-

[Z]

I swear, bald men just have a energy that makes them buff as fuck!

[michaelhayes]

"Having this haircut will make you look like a human male"
that's cold, so unremarkable you didn't even insult it 😳

[TacticalModel]

Thoughts on the last picture: I thought Johnny Sins joined the British Army💀💀💀💀 Blud joined for the Barracks Bunny😭😭