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Calvin was treated like he just ended poverty in his blood line, until he wasn't 😢 | Chappelle's Show on Comedy Central, DStv Ch122

[berrytonejones]

ISSA THIN LINE BETWEEN FRIES AND SHAKES 😂😂😂😂

[TearYouApart]

Chappelle was a genius. So many layers to this skit.

[digitaldash]

“Corny azz 🥷 “ 😂😂😂😂 Charlie said what everybody wuz thinkin when he walked by 4real

[DoctorGonzo]

"I need to stop smoking this shit..." The funniest thing said ever..

[yawnn]

WACARNOLDS IS TEARING THIS FAMILY APART!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[mrinfo]

The leanest burger in the world..could be the meanest burger in the world..If you cook it that waaaay😂😂

[eoohpxe]

These skits have been stuck in my head for the last 15 years lol deserves more view

[sandrosoler]

isn't there more when Calvin enters his home and his girl is leaving him and telling him he can't keep feeding his family with fast food?

[somnuswaltz]

Thank you SO MUCH for muting out all the funny parts 👍

[.smoketalkkx]

Ain't Nothing Wrong With Being A Calvin💯

[Madanthny]

Man bring back 05-06 ..can’t believe YouTube gotta censor this shit

[DIMMADOME]

😂😂😂 charlie murphy just wanting to rob him

[bluidkchili]

My favorite part is at 2:40 when he starts singing lmfao

[TT-onfb]

😂 " I need to stop smoking this s***" 😂

[BillCosbyTouchedMyDoodle]

This takes me back to when I was 18 years old and got my very first job: stock clerk at liquor store located just a ten-minute walk from home. I was hired exactly six months after I graduated high school, and then celebrated by treating myself to two movies (“Home Alone 3” and “Scream 2”) in an effort to milk my remaining two days of freedom before entering the work force. Although, unlike Calvin, I hated my job from the get-go and quit nearly five months later. It was boring, I couldn't remember where each brand of liquor was located on the shelves, and the owner (Indian dude in his late 30s) was a tyrant who always yelled to the point of making me cry, especially if I broke a bottle. He would threaten to take it out of my pay if it happens again. Looking back, I wish he had meant what he said (but in a respectful tone) rather than yell at me and not doc my pay. I mean, what's better -- a berating boss who gives bonuses, or a soft-spoken boss who doesn't give bonuses? Something to think about. Anyway, I'll never forget my very first pay day. $355 dollars (off the books). That Saturday night, my boss's mother (a sweet little old lady who always stood post for shoplifters) told me to put my money safely in my pocket, since it was around 1 a.m. and I would be walking home by myself. Bless her heart!

Sadly, my boss died about a year after I quit that job. From what my mom told me prior to his death, she noticed he looked very thin and frail. Supposedly, he was HIV positive. So I went to the liquor store to give his mom a hug and offer my condolences. Despite his lack of people skills, his generosity was unmatched -- he treated me to breakfast every morning when he arrived at the store where I waited for him to open up shop. On top of that, despite working there just three days, he not only gave me a bonus, but told me to pick out my mom's favorite wine for him to gift wrap for me to give to her. When I proceeded to grab a smaller bottle, in an effort to not look tacky/greedy, he said, "No, grab the bigger size." I still have the Christmas card that my bonus was enclosed in, for memories of this milestone. You never forget your first job, and I would gladly go back in a heartbeat, just so I can be young, vibrant and stress-free again.

Incidentally, at my next job (front desk clerk at bowling alley), my boss was a customer at the liquor store, as he would purchase inventory for the bowling alley's saloon. Small world. One day when he arrived, he said, “I just saw your former boss. He looks like THIS” while sticking up his index finger. R.I.P., Krishna. 🙏❤ 🙏 ❤ 🙏 ❤️ 🙏 ❤️ 🙏 ❤️

[mtnbikr]

Never noticed until now that the supervisor who hands Calvin his paycheck is Michael Carbonaro from The Carbonaro Effect.

[atlguy]

Funny thing is Donnell Rawlings was actually in the real McDonald’s Calvin Commercial

[theman]

I figured Calvin would look at his check and say, “Damn, that’s all?” 😊

[mrmusickhimself]

2:47 - They seriously censored the word "Burger", despite the fact that Donell JUST said it.

[Kitchdmn]

“Ewww (muted), you smell like French fries” 🙄🙄🙄