What super powers could CERN give you? #shorts

The Large Hadron Collider [CERN] will help answer some of the fundamental open questions in physics such as the structure of space and time. As a disclaimer, CERN will not give you super powers.

[grlpeterson]

The power to summon demons and open portals to their dimensions. Imagine that.

[LoganWithAnI]

They need to stop cause the Calendar days feeling sped up.

[alexstone]

These guys already have built 17 underground CERNS around the world.

[roxannamathis]

Not sure if this is our place. Maybe we are messing with things larger than
Ourselves

[magau]

Y’all can’t tell me that this past week hasn’t felt off. Because I’m telling you. Something is not right. Portals are opened!!
The intention behind CERN is no different than the intention behind The Tower of Babel.

[softprincess]

This is not something yall should be messing with. Guys this is why we need to make sure that our relationship with God through Jesus Christ is good because this world aint gonna be around very much longer…

[OayxYT]

My new superpower: radiation poisoning

[Saturdayz_In_The_Fall]

“They invent ways to do Evil” *Romans 1:30*

[jjs]

Ah yes, Pythagorean neophytes at work, so shall it be as in the days of Noah.

[rickjames]

It will change the world alright, and we aren't going to like the change.

[Mighty_Mike]

Tomorrow morning I’m going to give my monologue “my name is Barry Allen and I am the fastest man alive”

[axelpetzold]

Black Magic in the most dared and brutal version. I know what I'm talking about

[drewjackson]

Only way you could actually get “powers” is going within yourself put down ur habits and get right with urself dont worry bout all that bs thats goin on in the world rn.

[Ilearnedtodayy]

not something we should be messing with.

[richarddangles]

What superpowers? Opening portals and devil worship will only lead to our deaths.

[BlackSuperman]

When you start messing with dark matter.. you increase darkness. I don’t think we should be messing with that.

[lillywhisman]

i just woke up from a dream that cern had no idea what they’re doing and it’ll all end up mutating everything terribly

[yungrydr]

Opening up portals for satan’s minions I see… We in the last days for sure.

[FairyFrequency]

Sending love and peaceful energy to everyone reading these words ♡

[michaelstary]

Something about trying to recreate the big bang over 600, 000, 000 times a second on a microscopic scale here on Earth just sounds like a bad idea. So what happens when we bring the 11th dimention to Switzerland?