Making the LONGEST Creature in Spore | The tale of Long Boi

In Modern Society, it is said that there is a bias towards tall people. What would happen then if I used Spore, the 2008 life simulation game by EA and Maxis, to create and evolve a creature that is longer or taller than any creature ever before? will my specimen prosper or will it be blown over by the wind? with the challenge set, I began my hardcore, speedrun, no cheats, no hacks, trickshot, 100% skill gaming adventure.

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[ I realise this video is pretty bad so I'm sorry about the low quality and unfunny jokes, I wasn't really feeling it with spore this time but hopefully by experimenting with other games I'll come up with some more ideas :) ]

[starstencahl]

I will never forget the moment when I was almost eaten by a giant creature in Spore, but it glitched and launched me into the air so fast, that it fired me into an orbit around the map

[zerasthnumbr]

I love that hes microscopic and he thinks "yea that's about the size of a pringles can"

[oneeyedwillie]

I love how it sounds like a nature documentary

[Jiynxparadox]

“Some sort of crab began to attack my size comparison elephant”
That an A+ sentence

[Kona_Brewed]

who's gonna tell him that you can make bodies longer by adding limbs and removing the hands-

[HelloFellowFriends]

The music when Long Boi was being elongated was oddly hilarious.
It made the Long Boi seem HEAVINLY

[kingpanguan]

what of you used limbs to increase length even further beyond

[enlightenedhermes]

0:50
fun fact the earth isn’t completely round and is shaped more like a oval. So he’s actually a little bit right unironically.

Edit: Open your eyes the world is long 😵‍💫

[ilderJohn]

''we were able to use our necks in some sort of a whipping motion'' Yes, that is in fact how giraffes fight.

[pedroantonio]

Happy to know Spore still is relevant in 2021, it's underated

[SmolGeckoBoi]

if you want to be long, be a titan and be long.

[ravenzorsmth]

As someone who is tall for their age, I can confirm he is a long boi

[thekingcactus]

1:18 This explains why The Scotsman from Samurai Jack is so tall

[qbertking]

You could have weaponized the creature by putting spikes along the length of its body, creating L O N G P O K E

[thebigberthas]

The world may be long but it makes up for it by being fat

[roberte.o.speedwagon]

I don't know what this channel is.
But you had me at "OPEN YOUR EYES, THE WORLD IS LONG"

[arottenfruit]

BE LONG AND STRONG BROTHERS, OUR TIME WILL COME

[gavinbynum]

I’m glad us long earthers have finally been recognized by a very respected source.

[JaggedBird]

1:24 there's one thing I hear in my head when I hear those bagpipes...
"DUNNAE FOOKIN' TAUCH ME YAE POUSH PRIKK!"
— Gloria "Shield" (Pokémon Sword/Shield female protagonist)

[Sir_Isaac_Newton_]

Ah yes, cells are as long as a Pringles can