I Like My Lovers Like I Like My Login Credentials...

Jess is on point here #shorts #gamechanger

[General_Kenobi]

"I keep getting them mixed up"

[TwentySeventhLetter]

I like my lovers "a string of unintelligible gibberish"

[jamesball]

Can't believe nobody said "insecure"

[RayQ]

"I don't change them as often as google recommends me to"

[asafupps]

“If I forget their name too many times I get timed out.”

[timlake]

With a depressed look and tone: it's... it's complicated

[amyb]

Sam has such a soft spot for Jess I swear he adores all of her answers 😂

[austinbishop]

"Your new one can't be the same as your last one"

[donalivesa]

"They have the bare minimum to be accepted."

[Benny_Blue]

My answers:
“Difficult to read.”
“At least 6 long.”
“Stored in a secure place for whenever I need them.”
“An upper and a lower in each.”
“Retrievable by phone.”
“Only usable for 30 minutes.”
“Replaced every few months.”
“I’m the only one who knows where they are.”
“Made up whenever someone asks.”
And finally, two inverses of their answers: “Memorable” and “A different one every time.”

[BùiHiểuĐông]

"I can never remember them."
This is relatable on a spiritual level, i couldn't remember what i just ate yesterday so don't even talk about lovers.

[LO-ST_PRODUCTIONS]

“Different ones for different needs” 😂

[KyleRayner]

"Changing as slowly as I can manage"

[adrianmango]

Just different enough from each other that I can argue that they are not the same when really they are😂😭

[marys]

The special guest on this episode was DESPICABLE I loved it so much

[cQunc]

"I take these things very seriously, so i use a manager."

[rosemonique]

I’m always told they’re *supposed* to be unforgettable, but I can never remember them.

[opalescent]

Long and memorable is the obvious one. The one I'm proud of is "between 3 and 24 characters."

[bobbysworld]

"I want them to be so big that I forget what they look like the moment after."

[GlorifiedGremlin]

My first thought was immediately "cryptic and confusing" lol