Miku Vs Teto: 'Nuh Uh!' (Goofy Insult Battle)

#vocaloid #hatsunemiku #kasaneteto
The final battle! This song is entirely smooth brain quality and is intended as such!!!

Lyrics:
Teto is a poopy pants call her po-pi-pants (Nuh UH)
Miku more like Mika, because you go “Me kaka” (Nuh Uh!)
I bet Teto eats spaghetti with her hair (Nuh Uh)You don’t even know what January is because you are hairy (What?)
Teto the type of person to die first in natural disaster [survival](Not true)
Miku the type of person with builderman as the only friend (Nuh uh)
Teto the type of person, that uses an android phone (so what?)
You're the one who is using, a cracked Iphone 12 (Aww man)
I go to college for some... Crypton knowledge
Nah, you go to stupider to... get more stupider (Uhh)
You drink like the ummm... Bloxy Cola (Ok well uh)
You the type of diva that says mmm chezburger (Yummy)
You the type of person, that uses only dart monkeys
Mika the type of diva, that uses Quincy, Son of Quincy
Teto the type of diva, that uses riot shields (Nuh uh)
Miku the type of diva, that rubs her hands like a fly (Nuh UH)
Teto the type of diva, that orders 6 piece nuggets
I bet that your pronouns are... uhhh... She/Har har har har har har har har har har

(You have the instability of an intel chip...)
(What? That is nonsense! If anything, it is you that is crashing and burning)

Aye, see? She just crashed and burned
There is no return
Down the rabbit hole
Where there is no goal
Neru gave a call
Said I'm the best of all, and I said rest in blah.

[tonyra]

Intro :
*[miku]*
Come over! No you flipped me off!
Come on coward
No, No, No!
Come on!
You are not an intellectual!
You're fake and a fraud!

Verse 1 :
*[miku]*
Teto is a poopy pants
Call her Po-Pi pants
*[teto]*
(Nuh uh!)
Miku more like Mika
Because you "Me Kaka"
*[miku]*
(Nuh uh!)
I bet that you eat spaghetti
With your hair!
*[teto]*
(Nuh uh!)
You don't know what January is
Because you are hairy

Verse 2 :
*[miku]*
(What!?)
Teto the type of person
To die first in natural disaster
*[teto]*
Not true
Miku the type of person
With Builderman the only friend
*[miku]*
(Nuh uh!)
Teto the type of person
That uses an Android phone
*[teto]*
(So what?)
You're the one who is using
A cracked Iphone 12
*[miku]*
Aw man...
I go to college for some...
Crypton knowledge
*[teto]*
(Nah...)
You go to jupiter to
Get more stupider
*[miku]*
(Uhh...)
You drink like the umm...
Bloxy Cola
*[teto]*
**Sips cola**
Ok well uhh...

Verse 3 :
*[teto]*
You the type of diva
That says MMM Chesburgers
*[miku]*
(Yummy)
You the type of person
That uses only dart monkeys
*[teto]*
Mika the type of diva
That uses Quincy, Son of Quincy
*[miku]*
Teto the type of diva
That uses riot shields
*[teto]*
(Nuh uh!)
I bet that Miku rubs her hands
Like a fly
*[miku]*
(Nuh uh!)
Teto the type of diva
That orders 6 piece nuggets
*[teto]*
I bet that your pronouns are

She/Har har har har har har har har har har

bridge :
*[miku]*
(You have the instability... of an Intel chip)
*[teto]*
(What!?)
(That is nonsense!!!)
(If anything it is you that is crashing and burning)

Verse 4 :
**miku]*
(Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah)
*[teto]*
Aye
See?
She just crashed and burned
*[miku]*
(Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah)
*[teto]*
There is no return
Down the rabbit hole
*[miku]*
(Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah)
*[teto]*
Where there is no goal
Neru gave a call
*[neru]*
**Beeps**
*[miku]*
(Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah)
*[teto]*
Said "I'm the best of all"
And I said rest in Blah

[rivr_mango]

THE HAR HAR HAR HAR PART KILLED ME WHAT (plus the insane amount of Roblox references)

[Pantharlolz]

1:26 "BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH" we gettin it out of the rabbit hole w this one🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[astralslayer]

Just waiting for Neru to hop in and reconcile the two with random phone noises

[kaizacat]

"Kendrick or Drake?"
Nah. Miku or Teto?

[Mxllyisforexer]

1:11 “HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR-“ GOT ME THOUGH AND WHY DID IT EAT?

[g-u-t-s-shizuku]

THE “NUH UH” or “NO’s” in the middle of the sentences goes HARDDD

[Leilanirus]

0:27 miku you literally died first in mesmerizer

[guillermojrmateo]

Har har har har har har har har har har is fire but, I think Teto won

[Kimberly_]

1:26 I think miku is in her rabbit hole era

[titothetortoise]

HELP I LOVE ALL THE REFERENCES LIKE ROBLOX, BLOONS TOWER DEFENCE, RABBIT HOLE AND TRIPLE BAKA THIS IS AMAZING

[lillie]

1:26 this part sounds like a bop it’s so good
This video deserves more likes

[bubbon]

We need the opposite of this, we need a compliment battle where they just say nice things about each other

[dizzydeezie]

All the gaming references I found:

0:26 Natural Disaster Survival on Roblox
0:29 Builderman on Roblox
0:44 Bloxy Cola from Roblox
0:50 Chezburger from Roblox
0:53 Dart Monkeys from Bloons TD6
0:56 Quincy from BTD6
0:59 Riot Shields from Call of Duty (?)
1:08 The Living Tombstone FNaF 1 song

so many roblox ones lmfao

[FREAKYYYYsage]

THE FACT YOU WERE ABLE TO FIT IN A FREDDY COMMERCIAL IN THIS IS FUCKING GOLD

[NotSprop]

0:53 i like how they just started roasting each other in btd6

[sdsd_]

1:14 that's the biggest roast i've ever heard in my life

[ace_dtective]

That har har har har har har har har har har was so good and smooth, instant W for Teto

[sillynyancat]

THE WAY U MIXED IN MESMERIZER AND RABBIT HOLE?? AND FNAF?! OML THE TALENT.

[Ilysmpookie_yah]

REFERENCES!!!


0:00 Mesmeriser- SatsukiP
0:12 Fake and a fraud- Teto trying to become better than Miku
0:15 Poopypants- Used to describe a looser (mostly in a childish way)
0:29 Natural Disaster- Roblox
0:32 Builderman- Roblox
0:35 Android Phone- Samsung
0:38 iPhone 12- Apple
0:41 Crypton Knowledge- Crypton Media
0:44 Jupiter- Planet
0:47 Bloxy Cola- Roblox
0:53 Mm, chezburger- Roblox
0:56 Dart Monkeys- BTD6
0:59 Quincy son of Quincy- BTD6
1:02 Riot Shields- Could be anything really
1:05 Fly- Insect
1:08 6 piece nuggets- Mcdonalds
1:12 Har, Har, Har, Har, Har, Har, Har, Har, Har, Har, Har- FNAF
1:17 Intel Chip- Both Input and Output Devices
1:24 Crashing- App Lags or problems
1:27 Blah, Blah- Rabbit Hole, by deco*niina (7)
1:32 Down the rabbit hole- Rabbit hole, but deco*niina (7)
1:35 Neru- Calling from her cellphone, Fanloid
1:35 Beeps - Neru