We Ate the Squares

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[FireRose]

These two have a sense of humor that really complements each other. They should get married or something.

[ThatOneMarveller]

The fact that that this video isn’t sponsored by square space is heart breaking

[buttercuup]

This takes “three square meals a day” to a whole other level

[someguy]

"What if we told you we could turn regular food into squares?"

Dude they turn cows into little circles, how is this supposed to be mind-blowing

[whatever]

I’m almost impressed by how the squares simultaneously have dystopian and 70s jello salad vibes

[gia_and_eloise]

Absolutely obsessed with Drew saying “good game” as he bro hugs his wife. That’s the kinda relationship I’m after tbh

[ivandriggs]

I loved that ending bit, "never judge a book by it's cover, because you never know how it will taste"
"That's a weird thing to put on the news"
Completely out of nowhere, absolutely loved it

[kasparpoland]

google domains sponsoring this video and then immediately shutting down makes me think it's drew's fault.

[ToomanyFrancis]

I like how customer support called the yellow juice on your chicken squares "secret sauce" and then told you how they make the sauce.

[buggyboy]

I love watching drew slowly fill his house with pointless items that he hates

[CharlieSimmer]

i love that drew said he was putting HIS life in the employee's hands, then immediately fed the squares to amanda lol

[CatBreadHead]

I keep coming back specifically because of 9:05 "square plate for square food, circle plate for circle food". Its just... a chefs kiss couple moment.

[aggytuit]

I like how they advertised it as "are you tired of airplane food?" and Amanda said that seemed like airplane food. Task failed successfully

[sidoniegabrielle]

i love that this just naturally sounds like a weird fever dream someone might have after watching too many drew gooden videos sponsored by hellofresh and squarespace

[lotusthemermaid]

My favorite part of this is that they felt like they needed to add grill marks to ensure you believe that this square is indeed "a food."

[Lucifersfursona]

It’s like they wanted to do a homogenized texture for people with sensory texture issues— but they chose one of the worst possible textures

[brokenmelodies]

Amanda being excited about the square shape and throwing Drew off made my day.

[rubyzzz]

drew saw our comments about him slowly becoming a video essayist on his last 40 minute video and released a 12 minute video. he's keeping us alert. we can never get too comfortable

[baepsaesay]

The square and glossy appearance of square food is the closest I'll ever get to my dream of eating delicious looking soap

[mattymerr]

Its a kick in the teeth when they tell you how low their overhead is and how big their margin is. Directly telling you they are scamming you out of a lpt of money