Real Time with Bill Maher: 25 Things You Don’t Know About Ted Cruz (HBO)

Bill shares a few fun facts from Senator Ted Cruz's upcoming "Us Weekly" feature on the April 22, 2016 episode of Real Time.

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[beatlenineonine]

I don't know what was funnier - the actual jokes or Van Jones laughing his ass off.

[moosej]

this was by far his funniest midpoint of the show jokes in a long time. the fact that van Jones was losing his shit made it even funnier. bill is the goat.

[TechTubeCentral]

Ones listed but didn't say:
3. "I once filibustered a McDonalds for 13 hours until they gave me extra dipping sauce"
4. "Every morning I tell my wife I love her. And every night I ask why she's crying"
8. "I used to tell chicks I was a Menendez Brother"
9. "My children say their prayers every night, but every morning, i'm still here."

[sortedtales]

Bill Maher is in his element with mean spirited humor, and where Ted Cruz is concerned, there was never a more deserving target.

[amirsabanovic]

Jesus once descended from heaven just to punch me in the face. *Gold.*

[judacia]

"you're gonna be off the air, man."
"why? what did you hear?"
LOL

[TheAtticus]

This just may be the funniest bit that Bill has ever done.

[voEovove]

Ted Cruz at first date:
Date: So, Ted, what's your zodiac?
Ted: * [Starts sweating] *

[jhock]

Whenever Cruz tries to smile, he looks just like the albino kid from Deliverance.

[mtheory]

"I smell with my tongue."

You're damned right.

[ddsdd]

This was one of the funniest bits I've seen in a while.

[lektwik]

I keep watching this over and over and it's funny every time :-)

[Jiglepuf]

I have not laughed this much since I can't remember...

[crimsonking]

They're bringing these back up? Great, maybe they can start uploading the opening monologues again. See? If we complain enough, we might just get our way.

[TheRealSaintNickNorthside]

I wanna have van jones laugh playing in the background every time I ever make a shitty pun or joke ever again..

[Gabryal]

Every election cycle I think that the repubs can't possibly find someone creepier, and lo and behold.. they manage

[bmwracer]

"I smell with my tongue"

LMAO.

[crtinde]

Van Jones' reaction makes this twice as hilarious!  :D

[christianvennemann]

"I smell with my tongue." I died at that part!!!! XD

[metrx]

I can't stop laughing at this. Maher at his best.