GOP Maintains Solid Hold On Youth That Already Look Like Old Men

The Republican Party may have an insurmountable lead among young voters who dress and act like they’re already 50 years old.

[ammas]

This isn't even a parody, just a humourous observation

[IcyScythe]

I went to a really preppy Southern university and the stereotypes are dead on.

[terryh.]

"their key demographic of adult men who dress like teenagers" i feel so called out right now

[robinvan]

"police urging people to stay away from other people until serial killer is apprehended"

LOL

[CesarManiaX]

The onion feels like it's turning into a real news station

[WhoopsieNightsees]

I didn't know Great Britain was going to host the 2024 Oylmpics

[amomentintimeofthebruhvari]

1:00
“Pope Francis sprays Faithful with holy water from a super soaker”
This isn’t even a joke anymore

[Deadjuice]

I was chuckling gleefully, because they mentioned people dressing like 1950s sitcom dads, and moon-faced man babies, because I have cousins that fit that descriptions. They are super smart, and one of them just recently went on a campaign trail for some politician. 
...and then he mentioned adults that dressed like teens, and now I need to shut the fuck up. My wardrobe mainly constitute of baggy pants, several different raggy hoodies, and skateboard-brand sneakers, and I'm 25. :C touche, Onion News.

[pogobat]

hahahaha, lost my shit at "moon-faced man babies"

[AbnormalWrench]

"African American HAM radio enthusiasts...."

This made me lawl.

[RaisinBran]

"Proposed Marijuana Legislation Syncs Perfectly With 'Dark Side Of The Moon'" had me absolutely dying.

[medomannos]

So.... basically... they mean 16 year old Ben Shapiro

[BSS]

"the giant garbage island in the middle of the ocean makes a bid to host the 2024 Olympics".... funniest one liner I've heard today !

[jakesummers]

"Meaty Young Boys Who Read The Economist On Quad Usually Conservative"


I'm dying.

[christopherramsey]

As a 17 year-old who likes cream soda I am personally offended by this.

[djk]

"The giant garbage Island in the middle of the ocean bids to host the 2024 Olympics!"
Damn, roasting the French 10 years before their time

[themediaangel]

1:52 My god that’s literally the soyjack meme

[RonaldMcJuicy]

Damn, cant believe that onion accurately predicted France hosting the 2024 Olympics!

[ThatOneRandomSteve]

"Paunchy Chinese College students..." touche, Onion. Touche.

"Proposed Marijuana Legislation Syncs Perfectly With 'Dark Side Of The Moon'" 😂