I'M SO SORRY!!

I HAVE FAILED YOU! PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!

The video I uploaded last night got all broken and I have to redo it before I can re-upload it, so I'll be uploading 2 additional (far less stupid) videos later today at 12 and 4 PST. SORRY!!

[markiplier]

I honestly don't know how to human...

[AndySteinMusic]

Mark, we love you, so please stop injuring yourself in your videos for our entertainment.

Or... you know, keep doing it, it is still pretty funny.

[Dawko]

Your living room is so beautiful haha! :D

[anne.]

All I can imagine is being a neighbor and just looking out the window to see a grown man flopping around on his floor. Hahahahaha i love this

[maryg]

It's been a year and this is still entertainingly weird.

[Hoodie]

Mark it's OK! We all still love you pal! :D

[radiophobia]

MARK, YOU'RE FORGIVEN! JUST PLEASE STOP HURTING YOURSELF FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!

[Squatta]

I never really thirsted after Mark before. I mean, yeah, he is very attractive but I'm mostly just a fan of his videos and not his looks.
But even I... appreciated that glorious ass-shot. Thank you God and also Jesus.

Ps. Please don't literally beat yourself up over something that was out of your hands, Mark, your fans understand.

[TheRogueWolf]

Markiplier used PELVIC THRUST OF JUSTICE!

...it's not very effective.

[Mewwt]

MARK DONT BE SORRY TO US, BE SORRY FOR SEXUALLY ASSAULTING THE FLOOR. SAY SORRY TO IT. GO ON. APOLOGIZE TO THE FLOOR.

[ColonialCyborg]

You expect way to much of yourself, Mark. One video missing doesn't really affect how much we love your content, so there's no reason to ask for forgiveness.

This video shows how dedicated you are to your fans, most YouTubers wouldn't even care about a failed video. Thank you. <3

[Syphong]

I wonder what his neighbors were thinking when they heard slapping sounds from Mark's room.

[angeldee]

I swear Markiplier loves to hurt himself. What a masochist lol

[FunSizedOreoGirl]

Mark.... it's ok, we underst- stop it! Stop hurting your hands! >_<

[EeniThesian]

so this went from an apology to naughty to yoga. THATS MARKIPLIER!

[Minecraftcrystle]

markiplier.exe has stopped working. Please consult your local Wade for more information.

[michaelaprater]

As i was watching this, my friend was like "Well, Mark can pelvic thrust me instead of the floor anytime" and I AM DYING OF LAUGHTER

[metazoxan]

I'm not sure if this was an apology video or floor porn.... either way I'm entertained with this.

[CazzyBlack]

I'm convinced Mark is a masochist.

[MrStrongBro]

"Don't pelvic thrust the floor." -Mark 7/14/15