Halo Flood in Warhammer 40k #gaming #rpg #nerd #military #flood #haloinfinite #vs #gamingshorts

[Galardomond]

Orcs: Believe it works.
Adeptus Mechanicus: Pray it works.
Civilians: Hope it doesn't work.

[albypesphemore]

- So, apparently, we have to pray and dance for this to work.
- You what?

[eugeneoliveros]

Flood: *gain an unexplainable seething hatred of everything that isn’t human*
Also Flood: *start fighting very confused Nurgle cultists*

[FunvoltGunvolt]

Flood: (Infects an Orc)

Also Flood: "so apparently we have weaponized imagination"

[nobleman]

-Refueling the Plasma reactor means death to whoever does it.
-what?
-The navigator guides the ship with his third eye.
-What?
-Remember to raise the gellar field, so the Demons of the Warp won't devour us.
WHAT?

[francescaloglio]

-So, machine priest, you're the one in charge of this entire space ship
-yes
-you studied the machines for decades
-yes
-how do we repair this thing if it breaks?
-pray
-to the engines?
-Yes
-but...those are pieces of steel
-yes
-it's not gonna wo...
-I SAID PRAY

[DecisiveZoom]

Flood: infects the 40k universe
Gravemind: *filled with concern*

[Fikoci]

The flood when it infects a tech priest finding only thoughts of toasters:

[stephenfournier]

It's all fun and games until an Eldar gets assimilated and the flood gets access to the web way...

[Caaaaaarl]

-So, how does it work???
-All his brain said is "pull the trigger" and "change the square thing when stops making noises"

[rashiro]

Flood: “bros I learned fucking nothing from an entire planet. Apparently they pray real hard and then die terribly. We should move on.”

[TheDakkaman]

Bad news: The Flood know everything the Mechanicus know about tech.

Good news: The Mechanicus don’t know shit about tech.

[TheBlackBrickStudios]

I feel like the Flood entering the 40k universe would be akin to driving to an all-you-can-eat buffet and only when you get out of the car, do you realize you left your wallet at home.

[yerimarvillalobos]

if they somehow manage to get a hold of a titan logic plague gonna go crazy

[jarodgarza]

I love the idea of a bunch of flood of performing The Sacred Rites of the machine spirits on a 40K ship to get it running .That being said the hivemind is like a supercomputer that has the intelligence to "Infect" ai in a way so I doubt it would act that way. But the thought is way 2 funny

[Noah-nkog]

That is until they get the big ol tentacle boi who’s just heckin smart

[TheRealHoltzinator]

Imagining the flood taking over an ork “our weapons work cuz we say they work” “wut”.

[maxcasados]

Imagine the flood infesting orks only to be trapped in the back of an ork's mind 💀

[ATableYou]

**Flood enters Ecclesiarc's brain**
Flood: "damn bitch you live like this?"
Ecclesiarc's brain: "I must shit for the Emperor, I must not coom for the Emperor, I must Sleep for the Emperor. . . . "

[recjr]

The Flood would be absolutely flabbergasted at how nobody in this universe can figure out how their tech works

Until Gravemind arrives and figures out all the tech in a month