The Only Three Things a Woman Can Expect from a Man - Trevor Noah Presents: Josh Johnson #(Hashtag)

Josh Johnson breaks down the three attributes a woman can expect to find in a man.

Watch Trevor Noah Presents: Josh Johnson #(Hashtag) June 18 on Comedy Central.


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[mis]

I am obsessed with how Josh Johnson looks different every time. Some days we get hobo, other days we get gentleman, today he is the 6th member of the Jackson 5

[ryynerwicked]

This ain't even a joke its just highly accurate

[AMactor]

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[Djwunmoshen]

Josh looks like a forgotten like he was the one who choreographed all the dance moves but sat in the back ground.

[Vintage_geek]

His delivery keeps improving... he'll be doing perfect deadpan soon. Really one of the best young comedians we are seeing evolve right now.

[LeesaDeAndrea]

Worse than ending up with a one, is ending up with a zero.

[cokiMNstAr]

When he said make a mold and leave I screamed laughing 🤣🤣 "no one ever says my dildo forgot my birthday" 🤣🤣🤣 FACTs

[DanGolag]

The way he delivers "I hate that for you", my god.

[auspicioustoot]

He’s dressed like he’s ready for African Mortal Kombat.

[NicoleKada]

It’s only a little scary how accurate this is. Also, I can’t decide on my 2 lmao

[vawkie]

"you have a great job?" had me BURSTING with laughter good lord

[shannonwilliams]

I screamed at the part when he said "Nobody puts their vibrator back in the drawer and says, "He forgot my birthday" "

[sarahfoley]

This dude is hilarious 🤣 I will forever use the 1, 2 or 3 system now 👏👏👏

[jbmp]

My boy Josh not even telling jokes in this one. He's just speaking FACTS.

[karikasumi]

'I hate it for you. I really do. Sincerely.' 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[samuelyoung]

I would pay money for a stand up special I hope he writes more great jokes. He’s going places!

[alianofann]

Thank you. Finally, after many years of frustration having to talk to all of my girl-friends about this, now I know exactly how to explain to them.

[nikkievans]

my god! where was he 6 years ago...he summed up my ex so well. would have saved me a lot of time. Friend box checked!

[missclayman]

My friend, who is happily engaged, is listening in and when he said the three things she went “…true.” LOL

[alex_dragon]

He has grown so much in his confidence. He never really struggled with it, but you can really see him coming into his own here and truly savoring those moments.