Homunculus Tumblr Post 😌

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[lngoxpd]

i love the implication that prayers have a waiting list and the purest cut the line

[beanie_strawb]

this is why I love Tumblr, you don't get this flavor of deranged anywhere else

[bananabread]

I love how this implies he’s never committed a sin so he’s never had a harmful thought about OP

[Mr-Positive]

New dnd character idea just dropped. Artifice with a pocket cleric

[Grenade_with_megunin_hat]

I think the Fullmetal alchemist fans might be concerned about this

[WeAreInYourWall]

This works, I can confirm, as a homunculus it is exempt from original sin in the first place, so you get extra benefits .

[patrickgardner]

He has known sin, because he knows you

[yolkonut]

"Flee from me for I never knew you, but that homunculus and I are tight" -JC

[VictorianRabbit]

He had to get this homunculus baptized at some point.

[tetsusiega]

The internet is never going to let us forget about that FMA episode, is it?

Just when you think you’ve forgotten it’s horrors…it pops back up when you least expect it.

[gengarzilla]

Are we sure it's not just because the prayers are done in Latin? That could be the secret key.

[somethingbanter]

That is a crazy fantasy concept I dig it

[drakephoenixfeather]

I'm seeing a wizard that doesn't quite wanna take the next step to lich so he's gonna make the homunculus do it for him

[segevstormlord]

<Necromancer> Sounds legit. I should give that a try.

[aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

The stark contrast between how much I would have hated this post if I read it when I was younger compared to the slight humor I find today really gives a stark contrast between who I was then and how I've grown up. I'm really a bad person, aren't I?

[KaiserCaeser]

I am Christian. How DARE you reveal our secret.

[scientistx]

Child protectives services? Yes I want to report a case sir

[maxblast]

As a Catholic I have conflicting feelings about this but I love the hypothetical little Saint Unnamed Homunculus.

[fantasmaghoulical]

the first tumblr post to make me viscerally uncomfortable

[chrono]

There’s a whole anime that specifically tells you not to do this