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> I didn’t make the rules… but my past debugging trauma definitely enforces them. 💀🧑‍💻 One “minor tweak” later and boom — five new bugs and existential dread. 😤💻
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"He who touches working code must also be prepared to fix the seven unrelated things it breaks." — Ancient Dev Proverb

real.reddit-CR
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One innocent-looking line. One “quick change.” 37 bugs later… I have regrets.

spoiderman_
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The song is haunting me!!!! EVERY GOD DA3N VIDEO!!!

creationanomaly
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Legend says the last guy who touched “working code” hasn’t been seen since the last merge conflict.

Cuz-moon--
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I touched it. My debugger now has PTSD. 🧑‍⚕️

StartupSagee
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“Just a small improvement, ” I said.
8 hours later: “Why does the login screen now control the coffee machine?” ☕💻

AIwithmico
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If code runs in prod and no one dares to touch it… is it perfect? 🧘‍♂️✨😂

spoiderman_
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"I refactored it because I thought I could make it better… now I live in git revert land." 😩🔙

Adib-uf
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But what if I like to live dangerously? 😈 touches code with trembling hands😅

downtime-zo
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But it didnt work when i showing my prouect to manager 😢😢😢😢

NatashaNewtella
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😂 "Also known as the sacred law of 'Code Jenga' — one wrong move and the whole tower collapses!" 🧱💻

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