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[lixyo]

I like how despite how rapid the scrolling was at the end it only got about halfway through the alphabet

[jameshauck]

_Dear god the doc even includes extinct and undiscovered species_

[El_Omar]

*picks up the phone*

"Get my ornithologist!"

[angelem]

I remember this one but with "oh you like the Clone Wars? Name every clone".

[timesnewlogan]

If you ever want to swear without swearing, just use bird names!

“You Blue-Footed Booby!”
“You Tawny Frogmouth!”
“You dim-witted Dickcissel!”

[ultimatepredatorx]

Oh my god he didnt send him a paragraph or even a essay, he sent him a book.

[TheNewRobotMaster]

I love it when I see the "name every" challenge, it always ends like this

[LampCuprs]

"You like words? Name every word"

[TheGreatAcePilot]

Oh, so you like History?

Name all events ever recorded

[HemiUnaka]

I love Tumblr humor so much I will never leave that hellhole

[Errored]

Bro literally reacted like he's putting them in a cook book 😂

[therewasanattempt]

My favorite one of these has to be the dude who, with a train pfp, proceeded to name every single train ever made

[sandcrakes]

He didn't just listed them, he also arranged them in alphabetical order

[Formula_Zero_EX]

Crazy thing is that not all the birds are discovered yet, so it makes this an incomplete list.

[ChirunoFumo]

Big Bird, Small bird, and Long bird.
Three birds once lived in the big dark forest

[eminkilicaslan]

"Oh you like birds? Name every bird."
"Ok, every bird is Jeff."

[toonboy]

Apparently there’s a bird called “Ludwig’s Bastard”?

[iamtheduckman]

Tbh it would do the same since I also absolutely *ADORED BIRDS* even to this day🐓🦢🦃🦜🦆🦅🕊️🦤🦩🦚🪿

[GMDTurbo]

I love how "Black lasts for a full 1 second despite the rapid scrolling lol

[ClintBandito]

Brennan Lee Mulligan's worst nightmare.