Shower Thoughts #57

Hello, and here's some shower thoughts or random thoughts for you to think about, personally i consider these some crazy facts too..

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[MadJack]

"hey what are you making?"
"Browny"
"You mean brownies?"
"No, I'm making browny"

[Josh.Smith.]

“Everyone of us has kicked a pregnant woman if you think about it”

Nah bro, i was grown in a lab

[kelptoN]

"There is a tastier bird"
Yeah its called a duck. They go QUACK QUACK.

[recep]

"A tastier bird that evoluton didn't favour it"
Yeah Dodos, and I am still angry about it to this day.

[BuiHieuDong]

"Every one of us has kicked a pregnant woman if you think about it."
Wait! Who can be that evil to kick a literal pregnant wo- Oh!

[Locket.L]

“You see that one there? That’s Earth. I don’t think you should go there. Every so often, a mountain fucking explodes”
“Damn”

[F-B]

"The easiest way to wait for something is to forget it exists"

*Forgets February*

*Forgets Dad*

*Forgets milk*

[leongraf]

"Dying young is worse"

Its my dream

[kimkardashiansbreastimplant]

I love playing board games with my family! we are so competitive it's hilarious! 😂
we make the game more fun by have a reward when you win and when we do win, we yell in eacothers face bc we're crazy 😂

[RavenIsAnArtist]

I didn't kick my mom when she was pregnant with me because I wasn't able to move my legs at all. Spinal cord tumor lol

[noobplayz]

"Every one of us has kicked a pregnant woman if you think about it"
"Oh I thought that was just me last Tuesday."

[athleticgirlsclub]

“Board games should be called boring”
Classic dad joke

[MYOB_]

“Everyone has technical kick a pregnant women”
I was like 🤭
Then I relied 💀

[lydiaharris]

"The easiest way to wait for something is to forget it exists"

*Proceeds to forget mother who has been gone for over 4 hours*

[retawMC]

*“If you think about it, there’s no such thing as a virgin, because we’ve all been in and out of a woman before.”*

[abbiesstspam]

Moonlight is just reflected sunlight. Vampires have some explaining to do 🤔

[r.i.pgeorge]

Next thing we know thses shorts will start to say, smth like, "We can chew and eat water, and drink food."

[Gimdxtr]

Board Games are not boring.
They are so much fun. They were my childhood.

[tellmethesongoftherain]

“There is probably a tastier bird that we’re missing out on…”

Makes us sound like carnivores. Love it. But what WOULD we be missing out on?

[StuffyCrusty]

“Everyone of has kicked a pregnant women if you think about it”
Paralysed people: this is my time to shine