OSHA Shitpost Status

"do not indulge in stunt driving and horseplay"
OSHA rules.. prepare to be ignored!

Music Used: Mötley Crüe - Kickstart my Heart

mods used:
USS Nimitz
Community Upgrade Project
Firewills Project Rhino F18 super hornets
USAF mod

#ForkliftSimulator
#OSHA
ARMA 3 Forklift Simulator 2022 totally realistic forklift experience

[masonwong]

If the Geneva Conventions are the Geneva Suggestions, then OSHA Regulations might as well be the OSHA Recommendations.

[Mc.GRonald]

This is still define as safe conduct because ;


1. Forklift driver wears PPE during forklift operation
2. No workers are situated at the 'fork' of the fork lift
3. Forklift is in good condition to be operate (no scratch or damage to paint, equipped with light etc)
3. Work done is performed by forklift certified driver.

[SpecterCat_]

Anything can be OSHA compliant if the workers wore proper protective gear.

[skullprdatr]

"Babe come home"
"i can't I'm still busy at my forklift job"
"I got Forklift Simulator 2021"
*Nuclear catapult noises*

[yourlocalasleeponioperativ]

When you’ve finished reading an OSHA safety manual and are feeling especially spiteful

[dchuchu]

Can’t violate OSHA when you’re already violating the Geneva Convention

[TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs]

Hoi4 when you make only Logistics divisions

[TheUnseenSoldier]

“All persons wore their OSHA approved hard hats, safety glasses, ear protection, and safety vests in the making of this film.”

[mckrunchytoast]

Showed my boss this. Told em "it was the newest OHSHA safety video" he called all 30 dock guys in to watch an "educational" video and played this. Had 40 year old men crying from laughing. FedEx Freight approves this shitpost

[unknownhandyman]

So this is basically how IKEA's infamous paramilitary forces operate around the globe. Really interesting indeed! You're lucky to have obtained this footage!

[WingMaster]

"Worrying is a form of mental stress that can have negative effects, this is why we discourage reading safety manuals."

[CoalPoggers]

This is what you get to do if you have the Forklift Certification

[Sharty_McFly]

OSHA really stands for Oh Shit He's Alive

[bug]

*finishes OSHA mandated course*
"You know it doesn't say we legally CAN'T airdrop a forklift..."
"That's a dumb idea, Larry."
"But it'll look cool!"
"...fine."

[astupiditalian]

Me, a forklift driver: That sign can't stop me

[redbaronace]

“When you play an RTS game and you put all of your research points into the Engineering department”

[prodigalprovidence]

Catapult-launched forklifts, for when you _absolutely_ need to carry crates in a same-day delivery manner or stab someone at Mach 3 and stick him on the nearest surface.

_Absolutely OSHA certified._

[jedi_raptor]

"When this bad boy hits 88 miles an hour you're gonna see some serious sh!t."

[stinkymart]

I'm not sure which is funnier, that a government organization has to command thousands of trained and qualified adults not to engage in "horseplay" like it's a kiddie pool, or that it doesn't stop anything IRL

[franzg]

Breaches of health and safety guidelines don't affect you when you control the health and safety of everyone in a 100 km radius