Snake Gets a BBL

[kobyshinobi]

Don’t worry I’m about to spam you guys with DBZ shitposts this week. I just love Metal Gear

[thatguy]

Colonel the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the guards

[afungi]

i don't know whether it's good or bad you're branching out

[posteriorpepperoni]

Snake had to resort to invasive procedures after they nerfed he dumpy in Smash

[uriahg]

Would love more Metal Gear from you, that Snake voice is dope.

[ninjafrog]

“colonel, i’m trying to sneak around, but i’m dummy thicc, and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the guards!”

[inkchariot]

And then he pulls up to Brawl looking thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.

[inquesadilla]

my snake has been rising the moment this started

[bobbob-emgj]

if kobyshinobi starts posting metal gear shitposts... the world will be a fine fine place.

[dryoldcrabman]

haha what!? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Feels like something Kojima would slip in as some secret lore.

[frostysDaMan]

I was expecting a "..." and then the codec just closes

[LvlGardevoir]

Damn that was actually reallly well done

[trynabeok]

“It seems like you’re missing something” 😭😭😭

[Jetblast]

I hate how serious the dialogue in this goes as if something that could really happen.

[wrrrryyyy]

dont do it snake
you'll alert the guards

[sonic]

I just played MGS1. Thank you, this is perfect.

[toomberrebmoot]

Holy shit! Dummy Thicc Snake prequel? The lore is getting insane!

[strawberrykeiku]

And this everyone, is how Snake got into Brawl

[OuterHaven_Snake]

I'd love to see a Phantom Pain meme in the style of your DBZ videos

[nbnR]

Colonel, I'm trying to infiltrate Shadow Moses, but the clapping of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the guards!