The 300 Custodes | A Warhammer 40k Meme Dub

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Comic by Emwattnot!

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[phantomwraith]

The image of a Custodes operating heavy industrial equipment just to shovel a mountain of bloodletters off the imperial palace is perfect

[Iceisnice]

Damn right. They're called Custodians because they wipe the floor with everyone.

[Its_Cannon]

Captain General: This is where we hold them, this is wher-
*Brother Santodes flips beautiful golden hair and strikes pose*
*demons die from fabstodes damage*
Captain General: Oh, they are already dead, Good job Brother Santodes.

[jonjim]

Custodes: "they only brought this many?"
Guardsmen on the wall on his 20th ammo pack: "wut?"

[josephmoffatt]

I imagine that Daemons invading Terra was immensely satisfying for them. It had likely been *millennia* since any of them had fought anything even *close* to being a worthy opponent.

[shrubby-ovyw]

Greater Daemon: if you will not surrender your souls, then we shall burn your Terra, tear down its walls, lay waste to the earth and leave it a smoking husk, for if we conquer Terra, then the planet, its people and its very existence shall be wiped from history!

Custodes: If.

*Greater Daemon has disconnected from the call*

[BrotherGS]

Ah yes
The custodes
The embodiment of "you think you can win? No"

[diogoteixeira]

ah yes, Custodes, also known as "we are strong because yes."

[RedwolfDogrocket]

"Submission? Well that's a bit of a problem. See, rumor has it the Eldar have already turned you down, and if those philosophers and, uh, boy-lovers have found that kind of nerve, then..."

[TheArklyte]

Imagine the sheer point value 10k Custodes have?

[alextruecustodian]

Nice voiceover, the deamon voice sounds absolutely sick and the custodes one is just épic

[lolbots]

Karstodes:uh kitten where are you going?


Kitten:im going for a walk. A very enthusiastic walk.

Wammudes:....should we be concerned?


Kitten roles up: allright you daemonic fucks!

Bloodletter:hey is that just 1 custodes-OH SHI- *cue utter bloodbath massichre of custodes as he leads bloody trail*

Santodes, following like a madman

Cue the massichre of terra where the custodes ripped hell

[rexlumontad]

The 300 movie reference brings a smile on my face and I felt nostalgic.

[gabrielvieira]

An adequate sentence would be
"So it is a fair fight"

[battlesister]

What an interesting car driver in the background

[alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi]

Chaos Warlord: Custodes, your end is near, soon even your soul shall surrender to the true Gods!
<Chaos Warlord gets shot from several kilometres aways>
Captain General: Traitors, come and claim them!

[rando]

"We have you surrounded, dogs of the Anathema! Surrender and your deaths will be swift!"

"This isn't the tabletop, warpspawn."

". . . Fuck."

[Azzie]

We’re fighting in the shade? Oh goodie! I hate it when the lights too intense...-newest member to join the order

[darkursrike]

Custode: Stop stating the obvious demon, I won't show mercy no matter how dire your situation is.

[Alpharius-Omegon]

Someone order a taxi lift around here?