Jose Mourinho - If I speak I'm in big trouble

[diegobordones]

The minions when they’re asked where they were from 1939 to 1945

[kid_doonski]

I dunno why but when he emphasizes on "innnn big trouble" as opposed to emphasizing "in bigggg trouble" it kills me every time

[fruitisto]

when your mom wants to know your results in exam:

[captainmorgan]

This and "ain't got time" gets you out of any situation

[mmeister]

He was not bluffing. Now we know how blatant the corruption is

[eddyfromduolingo]

Lyrics: "I prefer not to- not to speak. If I speak I- I'm innn big trouble. Innn big trouble and I don't want to be in big trouble."

[RedPanda]

Wouldn’t have guessed this would turn into a meme lol

[Joemama-ebxb]

Guys if he speaks he’s in big trouble if you didn’t know

[gunnersaurus]

Every time my wife says something that I want to reply to but know it will make things worse, I open this tab and play Jose’s response. The Special One has saved me a *lot* of aggro.

[Daniel-nbkk]

"Do I look fat in this?"
My response:

[sidharthsingh]

“Who’s your favorite Austrian painter?”

Me:

[dancod]

This is what I say to my parents as the oldest kid

[um]

Girl: What do you think of my new tattoos?
Me:

[jaibonaparte]

Explaining what is meant by "small hats"

[WillTheSkillet]

Mark Cuban watching Luka get a tech for yelling at one of his teammates knowing damn well if he says anything the league will hand him a seven figure fine

[helelpichon]

Me when I get asked about Israeli–Palestinian conflict

[cristianoesteves]

When the company sends us a survey to know our opinion

[RedjiyThornton]

Someone still took offence to what Mourinho said even though he didn’t speak

[luiscastro]

Mourinho today after the Europa league final

[JC-hifk]

When you have your own opinion in 2023.