MINECRAFT but EVERYTHING KILLS YOU

minecraft but seeds haunt my nightmares

[sweetpotato]

Lazarbeam: beats ender dragon

Also lazarbeam: dies to seeds

[beanery]

2019: minecraft but everything kills you
2050: real life but everything kills you
edit: thanks

[yousefquad]

LazarBeam: Kills blocks


Seeds: I’m about to end this mans whole career

[huntereberhardt]

This is literally the most Australian way to play a game.

[mintyjasper]

Lazarbeam: breaks a block

dirt: peace was never an option.

[angienosek]

2017 lazarbeam: nearly dies to a fidget spinner drill


2019 lazarbeam: dies to seeds

[likethemovies]

"I'm being slayed by old McDonald's entire farm." - Lannan Eacott, 2019

[paper]

“Except for grass, that doesn’t kill us”

*Dies*

[muhammadshaheer]

“Seeds could attack at any moment”
Lazarbeam

[Barlind]

Everything tries to kill you sounds like Minecraft: Aussie Edition.

[firesighteryou]

"Seeds could attack at any moment”-Lazarbeam

[ayaanali]

I love the fact that two grown men said the line "THERE'S A SEED IN HERE" in pure horror and fear.

[theworstoutlaw]

Lazarbeam: Grass can’t kill us.
Grass: I know, but he can.


*seeds*

[NoNameHell]

“Minecraft blocks are passive”

Well Yes but actually NO

[matthewgriffin]

Creeper blows up blocks:


Blocks: Time to end this man's career

[Alkara]

Lazarbeam: There is no seeds in the desert.

Sticks: Hold my dead bush.

[waldnr]

2019: Oh no a Creeper

2020: Oh no a Grass Block

[ImOnlyRandom]

Imagine killing the wither skeleton and it’s head is chasing you

[knight]

Imagine killing the ender dragon and its head still chasing you

[ojas]

"they escaped from the KFC restaurant"
Sees the cashier panicking