thank u, next (GAY VERSION)

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~ VLOGMAS DAY 15 ~

SO one day i decided to re-write the lyrics to "thank u, next" by queen Ari in my own beautiful queer way, and this is what came out of it! I apologize in advance for snatching your wigs. Thanks to my pal Ryley Dawson for shooting this with his fancy dancy camera.

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LYRICS:

Thought i'd come out as bi
But i wasn't prepared
All the girls came a runnin'
And at first i was scared
Said they were bi-curious
Didn't matter to me
Your girl was outta the closet
I was finally free

One taught me rage
One made me anxious
And one gave me weed
At least i got practice
I've crushed and been crushed
But that's not what i see
Look what i've learned
Look at what they taught me
And for that i say...

Thank you, next
Thank you, next
Thank you, next
I'm so grateful i practice safe sex
Thank you, next
Thank you, next
Thank you, next
I'm so grateful...

Many years have gone by
I sleep alone in my bed
Still they slide into my DM's
But i leave them on read

I know they say that i'm such a prude
But i'm not in the mood
To mess with the same old girls
I would be screwed

Cuz one taught me rage
One made me anxious
And one gave me weed
At least i got practice
I've crushed and been crushed
But that's not what I see
Look what I've learned
Look at what they taught me
And for that I say...

Thank you, next
Thank you, next
Thank you, next
I'm so grateful I practice safe sex
Thank you, next
Thank you, next
Thank you, next

I'm so freakin' grateful for my cats
For my cats
For my cats
I'm so freakin' grateful for my cats
Yeahhhh
OhhOhOhOh

[pamkoravv]

" grateful for my cats "
*same girl, same*

[thememe]

"I'm so grateful I practice safe sex" Lmao😂

[anar]

Me: mom I’m bi
Mom: no, you are not
Me: ok, I’m not
*me walking back to my room*
Also me: *secretly being bi*

[mistymay]

I thought I was bi for three years but nope the only thing straight about me is my hairline

[aprilflowers]

One taught me pain:
When your crush is straight

[rosiemichale]

Coming out

Me: mom I'm gay

Mom:at least you can't have kids

[lilybug]

being gay is my own form of birth control

[AngelaGarcia-ndop]

"I'm so friggin grateful for my cats" That had me rolling.

[moonyscorner]

legit me when im explaining my sexuality to my friends

[nickigray]

"I'm so frickin grateful for my *cats*"

I can't I'm dying

[LandiThe]

MOAR GAY VERSIONS OF POP SONGS. Please.

[alexwilliams]

''im so grateful for my cats''

Me with my cat in my lap: ya! Me to

[DennisASMRYT]

Good job! This was funny. You have a nice voice!

[arden.h]

Why do I feel like you were drunk or high when you made this...

[luvxo]

sorry i couldn't pay attention to the lyrics, her beauty is distracting me 🤧

[HarleyIsABarbie]

Downloading this immediatly, 2019 LESBIAN/bisexual

[sophiehll_]

Me: **coming out**
Mum: so boys can come over and you won’t be interested in sleeping with them?
Me: technically yes.
Mum: and girls can sleep in your bed without getting pregnant?
Me: BRO I THINK YOU KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT!

[roseandtea]

... I guess my YouTube recommendations are trying to tell me something??

(Tea ftw)

[tocilaraochelarista]

Way too beautiful I can't * cries in bi *

[keegzwhittal]

My only problem with the title is the implication that the original version wasn't gay