The Mysterious Return Of Paul Zimmer

Oh snap, he back.

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[SalsburyAsmr]

"he lip synced, he showed his Ab." dying, just the one ab.

[rileyovertherainebow]

As someone who is 17 years old and regularly interacts with other people who are 16/17 years old, "Troy" does not look like someone who just turned 16. He looks like a 24-year-old Disney Channel actor playing a high schooler.

[SplitMaw]

"Felt young and sexy, might create a new identity later."

[slimey]

3 years later and i'm still wondering why paul didn't just say that he and troy were related

[theyluvazza]

Paul Zimmer-
The man that took “new year new me” to a _whole_ new level

[nutbox]

Shh, shh. Just let him think he's tricking us. I want to see where this goes.

[emliu]

“I am Paul”
“I am Troy”

“And we are not the same person”

[Scootakip]

I might have forgiven him if he came back under the name "Zaul Pimmer" instead

[tweenytwinkies]

He’s like the dude who goes “ahaha that wasn’t me that was my cousin who texted that”

[julieherrmann]

Danny: maybe it’s some other guy that looks really similar to Paul Zimmer

me: haha Paul Zimmilar

[SallyB_]

Paul: Who are you?

Troy: I’m you, but younger and sexier.

[deaniekunz]

“sexier version of me” the sexier version: a minor

[crab]

Everyone gangster till Paul and Troy go on their own “we are two different people” tour

[Martha-wjcz]

*Paul: I'm just like you*
*troy: I'm just like you*
*Paul: you're just like me*
*troy: you're just like me*
*Paul & troy: there something anyone can see*

[badguy]

maybe he IS taking acting class and his final project is to pretend to be someone he’s not. So far he’s failing

[creeperjo]

I hope he keeps getting in the same controversy over and over and we witness as how many other disguises he wears as he descends into madness trying to come up with more names and identities

[IamWickedlyAmazing]

"You're a dryer now."
"I'm a what?"
"A dryer."

[capable_average]

Paul - is 24, pretends to be 16

Danny - is 12, pretends to be 24

[nibnub]

“You’re the same person.”

Paul and Troy: “Yes but no.”

[robinb]

I remember in 7th grade I was in this Minecraft chat room and this one guy pretended he was Paul zimmer and had a few of us convinced he was. That made me realize, maybe Paul zimmer was the friends we made along the way