PARKITECT IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS - $0 Theme Park tycoon Breaks The Gameplay

Is it possible to build a $0 Theme Park! Logically the answer is no but hey today we are trying to make $1 million in roller coaster tycoon game parkitect with no starting money! A true rags to riches challenge where we are going to perfectly balance the game to make the most profitable rides that cost nothing to build! The park today is Britland a theme park that doesnt have a 99.9% death rate in fact 99.9% of people survive it provided they don't ride the skegness ride! Now today The Spiffing Brit is going to be using a mixture of science and video game exploits to find the perfect overpowered rollercoaster that isnt the longest rollercoaster its not the fastest rollercoaster but it is the best rollercoaster at printing money by inflating the excitement rating of a ride by having it go in the ground!

So Can The Spiffing Brit discover if parkitect a roller coaster tycoon is perfectly balanced or if this theme park is full of unlimited money exploits, bugs, glitches and death!

What you have seen here today is part of a fantastic perfectly balanced series on youtube where I go from game to game and break them with wacky exploits to gain things like unlimited gold. If you enjoyed this then be sure to check out more. The style is similar to RT game and callmekevin in parts. A large influence on this series has come from Valefisk and The Killian Experience.

So sit back relax and enjoy this Tycoon Hack! How on earth can one english bugger beat this theme park game with an overpowered rollercoaster!! Who knows maybe this game is broken

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Title: PARKITECT IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS - $0 Theme Park tycoon Breaks The Gameplay

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[thespiffingbrit]

*Happy International Tea Day!*
Time to mathematically craft a monster of pure excitement!

[gagaplex]

I love how agitated he gets by people thinking the umbrella price is fair... can't have that! They must not just get ripped off, they must feel it, too! 😂

[ChimeraX]

F to those 5 chads who died in skeggnes. They sacrifice their life just to make the ride cheaper. Since Ubisoft is near bankruptcy, why dont you try to do another exploit in one of their games just to rub salt to the wound....

[lotsaspaghetticodejr.]

I use to play Sim Coaster and eventually got my park so happy that I was charging over $4, 000 per ticket with around 2, 000* attendees per day. I could also charge $100 per bathroom and they would pay.

- *2, 000 not 20, 000

I did this by maxing out my concession stands right next to the rides after a long walk to them, then charges $0 for the rides. The rides were designed to be maximum speed. The people would get off and immediately vomit and shit themselves and would flood to the bathrooms. Then they would have long walks to the next ride where they would become hungry, buy more food, take a free ride and pay me to shit themselves.

But because the rides were free, they would pay $4, 000 per ticket and another several hundred in toilet fees per day.

I'd easily clear $100, 000 per day. I would speed the time up and let it run as I went to college or work and come home to millions.

[idunbeezasmart]

Spiff: I'm going to build a theme park with $0!

Also Spiff: Proceeds to take out a loan for $12k because you can't actually build a theme park with $0.

[geokayyy]

"Where you can start with high hopes and dreams and just be crushed by the reality that it basically sucks" Wow, thats the most inspirational thing I've seen. Ever.

[Modica]

The ghost of Susan Williams took a break from haunting Sips and the Hat Boiks to be the first visitor to Spiff's park, what an honor.

[pratumvulpes]

Britland is an amazing park! I'd say that the best parts of my Britland experience were inhaling all of the fog, paying for overpriced umbrellas and feeling ripped off about it when it rained, and riding several exact copies of the same ride, all themed around different parts of the UK. Overall, well worth the price of admission!

[LethinGabbins]

Roller coaster tycoon 2 (or classic) is on the app stores. It's arguably the best off line game you can play on a decent sized phone or tablet.

[crazysupernovagaming]

The fact that a ride themed after Skegness makes money is actually astounding. But then again, it's in Britain. The place is magical, and sometimes not in a good way.

[timmevanmackelenbergh]

'We have zero dollars and as you can see a gigantic empty plot of land'
The words right before a massacre

[Earthenfist]

So as someone who's worked at a theme park, you cannot underestimate how popular a tiny, simple, not-that-exciting roller coaster can be. The park I worked at had a "Best wooden coaster in the world" for a while, and the mini-coaster was STILL jam-packed every single day.

[craiggillespie]

Just like most other millionaires - claim to have started at $0, but in actuality was able to just ask someone for a massive amount of capital to do whatever you want!

[LaylaSpellwind]

"Glorious Scotland."
Scotland thanks you, signed, me, someone in scotland.
Time for some tea. Because as much as we point our cannons at England, we still want tea.

[YourFriendJessie]

does anyone else have "Lets Game It Out" flashbacks when watching this playthrough? the universe might asplode if Spiff and Josh join forces - but who would win, one exploity tea drinking boi vs an element of chaos?

[ShockingPikachu]

That thumbnail brings me back to old Vargskelethor days. The RCT2 stream(s) were GLORIOUS

[AntiqueMilk]

As someone else from the north, that ride is totally accurate, the details are on point, love it. And TV license, just fantastic.

[drucy.]

> "We'll have to build a theme park starting without money. We'll have to make money out of thin air."
> first thing he does is take out a loan.

I don't know what I expected, but it certainly isn't "money out of thin air"...

[MrSnepsnep]

I feel tricked into watching a regular let's play, I mean, isn't this how you are supposed to play

[argentpuck]

Dunno how Spiff hasn't been hired as the tourism czar for the UK. I can't wait to go to Skegness now!