Billy Mitchell Gets DESTROYED By Judge!

It is always a good day when a Billy Mitchell lawsuit gets dismissed.

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Music:

Home Bay - Ecco
Carrington Institute - Perfect Dark

[karljobst]

The judge's assistant is named 'Karena Griffiths' so Billy likely misspoke there. From what I'm reading in comments, opinions are mixed but most people think that mentioning the tie is dirty but probably not an attempt at stolen valor. Please keep hate to a minimum, we are just having a laugh.

[pewpew]

Since Billy represented himself, that case was technically tool assisted.

[ancient_gaming]

I think we can all agree: Billy Mitchell is *not* an absolute legend.

[Jason]

Billy's tongue flickering is him trying to reload his save states. The judge really MAMEd him!

[karinka]

what always strikes me as odd is that Billy didn't introduce himself to the judge as "billy mitchell, video game player of the century"😂😂

[QuotePilgrim]

"I spoke with Melanie Griffith yesterday."

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

[nordey]

Billy is such an absolute legend, he speedran getting his case tossed out of court.

[evanrandall]

His look at the end really is priceless. As if to say "you're lucky you're an expert in the law or you'd be waking up to a frivolous lawsuit tomorrow buddy"

[patrckhh]

Mitchel is going for the record in the 100% category in frivolous lawsuits. This is one of the most difficult levels where you have to convince a judge to not dismiss a case that he legally must dismiss. He tried the sucking up strats, the blaming the defendant strats, and even the "I know a celebrity" glitch. But he still failed. That's why there are so few that go for the record in this category.

[HmmHmm-veou]

Well, this Judge is definitely an absolute legend.

[aggiefan]

Third generation US service member here, USAF. That West Point tie is not “stolen valor.” Military colleges, like Annapolis, West Point, or the AF Academy, sell tons of merchandise, just like any other collegiate institution. Billy is just trying to score any sort of brown nosing points with the judge by showing false support for the judge’s personal affiliation for that school.

Stolen valor only comes into play when the only discernible reason for the service related comment or projection is to make those around them think they themselves serve(d) in the military. As much as I hate Billy, he wasn’t guilty of this.

[Lrr_Of_Omikron]

I'm amazed Billy hasn't tried to sue the judge.

[MitchellWiggs]

"I drove past Helen Mirren yesterday, she looked fantastic. Anyway..."

[murpium]

Name dropping a celebrity? I think he meant to say “Karena Griffiths.” She’s a registered paralegal in Florida, and listed as this judge’s judicial assistant on the Florida civil circuit website. That’s even worse than name-dropping a celebrity because he got the judge’s assistant’s name wrong and probably irritated the judge right off the bat.

[manvslife]

Damn the Judge just pulled the most impossible skip of all time

[sebastienp]

The Judge saying « No, not necessarily » also got me. Felt like « actually people like you are making my life easier ».

[bretterry]

Billy: tries to blame Twin Galaxies and says they made the case expire so it would exceed the statute of limitations.
Judge: You're the plaintiff. It's on you to meet your deadlines. Dismissed.

[CaptainWwowW]

If you catch yourself saying "if you could...y'know" to a judge, you're in a bad spot

[MayroSMM]

"I spoke with Todd Todgers yesterday"

[Para]

That judge was just perfect.

He kept calm, stuck to the rules, and perfectly did what he should without deviating.

This is how you recognize experience.