Kronan and the Tyranid Factory

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Kronan and the Tyranid Factory

Legend of Kronan:
The ongoing tale of the Kronan Da Kunnin and his mighty waaaargh.
_ Kronan must clear the Ork of Omens, the Space Hulk he has recently taken over.

Legend of Kronan Da Kunnin

The Legend of Kronan is an intensely silly look at the possible route an Ork warboss might take to the heady heights of leading a full Waaargh.
The ultimate expression of the Ork army.

This is all a self-written and performed piece and is never ever to be considered cannon. Ever.
Like not under any circumstances at all.
Or otherwise the Adipi Arse starters will be sent to get me by the Insquitition.
And we don't want that now do we? No. Because that would be awful.

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Kronan and the Tyranid Factory

Legend of Kronan:
The ongoing tale of the Kronan Da Kunnin and his mighty waaaargh.
_ Kronan must clear the Ork of Omens, the Space Hulk he has recently taken over.

Legend of Kronan Da Kunnin

The Legend of Kronan is an intensely silly look at the possible route an Ork warboss might take to the heady heights of leading a full Waaargh.
The ultimate expression of the Ork army.

This is all a self-written and performed piece and is never ever to be considered cannon. Ever.
Like not under any circumstances at all.
Or otherwise the Adipi Arse starters will be sent to get me by the Insquitition.
And we don't want that now do we? No. Because that would be awful.

Baldermort

DA BOSS IZ BACK! TIME FOR A PROPAH SCRAP!!!!

BlueLantern

"An orc craves booty as much as a Dark Eldar disregards safe words". This should be canon. Actually, for me, it is from now on.
For an orc, being on a space hulk filled with treasure and bugs must be like a chocolate factory to kids.
Looking forward to Kronan and the Hummy Elevator or wherever the orcs decide to go planetfall for a big krumpin'.

Sprwr

Henry Cavill is to play Kronan in an upcoming show in the Warhammer extended universe, or something like that.

ianbaird

Cold and bored..then Kronan appears, still cold, but no longer bored .
Thank you Sir Baldermort

philarma

Not even 20 seconds in and you've got me hooked and dying of laughter at the same time well done sir well done.

sain

I love his delivery in da Kronan stories. I can really hear how much fun he is having!

MaticustheRed

The title alone made me start a WAAAAGH out of excitement

localcommissar

Kronan soon impressed on his admirals that he wished absolutely nothing to impede the armies of the Fat One, the Girl, the Nerd and the Juice God from coming aboard if they thought they were 'ard enough.

That is the fightiest thing I have ever heard and describes Ork mentality so well tbh. Why would you cower behind your Geller field if you could also have a mighty good scrap?!?

Anyway thank you Baldy for blessing us with this beautiful new episode from the Chronicles of Kronan. He truly is the cunningest of all Orks. <3

wanderhillen

Kronan is once again proving to the Galaxy of his cunning and how he is able to be a champion of Mork, and what kind of Ork wouldn’t want a never ending war against the Bugs as they were fun to fight especially as they come in different shapes and forms.

inquisitorgarza

MOAR FOIGHTIN
MOAR KRUMPIN
MOAR KUNNIN
MOAR OF DAH BESS STORY

ChrisChansunbornchild

Kronan is back and hungry for some deep fried termegaunt!

trajanfidelis

Baldermort the Terry Pratchett of the 40k Universe

joepineapples

I don't say this lightly. This is almost as enjoyable to me as Terry Pratchett's discworld novels.
You're awesome, Baldermort.

geonsilberlicht

"...Like Dark Eldar's understanding of 'Safe Word'."

Excuse me. I laughed for far too long. I think I died and then revived. That caught me off-guard. It shouldn't have. But, it did.

Qardo