Incredible New Device That Doesn't Do Anything Right

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[ripple]

It’s like if Siri had social anxiety and instead of saying “I’m sorry I didn’t quite catch that” it just tells you anything that will make you go away.

[crypix]

I love how they said "It's not always listening" but immediately follows it with "You can wake it using voice"

[geneva]

Danny never fails to turn a boring Friday into a good day

[_grcr]

9:51 LMAO BRO IM SICK ND SO TIRED BUT LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS I LOVE DANNY

[sophiaperalta]

This would actually be a really good tool as a translator. They should just focus on that

[metaforth]

They have all the chemistry of 2 people in a hostage situation

[pitchdoesstuff]

can we just appreciate how danny never fails to put his work inside of us!!

[bulldozer]

One concern I have is the laser ink thing doesn’t work on lighter skin tones (at least if there’s decently bright light around) I’m wondering if that’s the reason it seems like he’s always the one to demonstrate that part.
Also, can it connect to headphones? Because personally I will never use anything that has audio in public if it can’t be played on headphones, that just how I am and I know there’s a decent portion of the population that’s the same. If it can I don’t know why they wouldn’t have mentioned it, but as it gets closer to them releasing it that’s like the number one thing I’d say it needs to be able to do tbh because for me, and I’m sure a sizable enough portion for the market, pretty much no matter the cost (even if it was like 20$) that would be an instant dealbreaker if it can’t because then I’d literally never use it.

[wowie_]

I want a 90 minute video of Danny just walking around and asking the pin if he can eat random objects.

[xlrice]

The fact that presentation video had no music is so insane like why would you even do that

[AlexTheFirstIguessnot]

"...it's not always listening"

*Device lights up*

[rosebyanyname]

There was a prompt on Dropout's "Make Some Noise" that read "An industrial training video where it's fundamentally unclear what the company does" - the video introducing the pin gave that vibe for sure!

[thwilbury]

"Maybe you should have hired a spokesperson" was EXACTLY my response the first time I saw this guy talk about his product. Not only that, but the interviewers were thoroughly confused plus they picked apart the obvious flaws within seconds.

[kurtisconner]

what is it about 9 almonds that’s just…perfect?

[gus]

- names shit after the moon
- always sleepy
- asks when the next eclipse is
- keeps talking about being human

Vampire alert

[foodforfaeries]

The unstoppable desire to invent something new vs the immovable force of not having thought of anything new

[Bakemonwithahat]

"I'm gonna eat it."
"Enjoy it."
This interaction took me out aushaushuasuahs

[hilaryhongkong]

They did say it would be human-like, so it's to be expected that it would give us incorrect information

[angiemaestre]

I think this can actually help blind people or partially blind people a lot. You can ask it the color of your clothing, what fruit you are holding. It would be amazing if they specialized it that way imo.

[captainevenslower]

Humane is literally the name of the evil government research lab in GTA V