When People From Small Towns Meet

This is the only way to determine whose town is smaller.

#itsasouthernthing #sotrueyall

[RhettyforHistory]

Don't forget the battle of who's family has been in the small town the longest.

[armyrabb]

Surprised they didn’t use the “My town’s so small, the ‘now entering’ and ‘now leaving’ signs are on the same post.”

[richthomas]

...can’t let nobody from church see these cans...

Almost spewed coffee all over the screen with that one.

[omakie]

People in the comments really be having a Small Town Off themselves.

[heidiwren]

As someone from a small town with no traffic light and the nearest real grocery store 30 minutes away I felt this on a spiritual level.

[HeartlandHunny]

One time my mama was laughing at a news interview of someone from a small town saying if folks didn't hang out in the town square, then they'd hang out in the Walmart parking lot. She was laughing at how big a deal they were making having a Walmart. Then she realized our town didn't have a Walmart OR a town square! X-D

[mms]

Lol this is so true! When he said “we just text them” my automatic thought was “ya’ll have service out there??!”

[jamesrogers]

Mad respect for using "might could" as an expression. We might ought to have more double modals in our lives.

[woltersworld]

Got to have the bonding moment where we find out we know someone in common and then we laugh and drink all night long and kind of hang with our small town brothers and sisters! I'm having flashbacks of college watching this. Thanks for the memery retrieval team!

[denoftools]

For those of you who don't know this is a thing... it is. And 3 DG's? I lived in a town where we had to drive to the next town to shop there and they only had one.

[frankbarnett]

I know yall are trying to be funny, but this is closer to reality than most people know.

[LeglessWonder]

“I think I’ve heard of that”

“No you haven’t”

The amount of times I’ve said those exact words 😂😂

[LegendKiller]

Honestly, I didn't even realize that this is a thing I've done and will probably continue to do lol

[Purple_Usagi]

The smallest town I lived in was in Alabama. The place had one store, one school, one post office, and I think one restaurant. We had to drive 45 minutes the other direction to buy anything. When we started meeting the other people in town, they asked where we lived. It was actually outside of town with no names for the street. So, someone asked if we lived where the old mill used to be. I said “ Tell me where the old mill used to be and I’ll tell you if that’s it.” lol

[mcaskey]

LOL, MY town was so small you didn't need addresses or directions, you just said, Jim Bob Hicks needs (police, ambulance whatever). Not even kidding, my aunt sent my mom a present and got the address completely wrong. The post office didn't even notice, all they saw was my mom's name on the package and delivered it.

[leert]

Somebody could really throw a monkey wrench into their standoff and tell them that there needs to be a judge’s decision. Texting directions would have to include landmarks of importance such as where the old barn used to be, go over the second hill from the four way stop, and turn by the two oak trees.

[anaR]

We got 1 dollar general, 5 churches, a barbecue stand, a library in a double wide trailer and 0 traffic lights.

[georgecoburg]

My hometown is so country, the Episcopalians handle snakes.

[ghostlyrose]

How about the town's so small it's only three dirt streets. Not even a dollar general. You have a burger grill cafe, a post office drop box and the local mechanic.

[stephsdlnthms]

LOL this really is so true! I work in a city, but I live in the sticks and always have. When I went to my first HR appointment one of the ladies asked me where I was from so I told her - a backwoods town 30 minutes from a grocery, with no stop light, one locally owned gas station and a dollar store. She was like...."That sounds like a great place TO BE FROM...." LOL I about died.